Race to 9001

[ThisCouldBeHeavn]

<p>I don’t post stupid questions on Yahoo Answers, I only read and answer them. And make fun of hilarious baby names.</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.textfiles.com/phreak/camilla.txt[/url]”>http://www.textfiles.com/phreak/camilla.txt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

[BillyMc]

<p>I meant in one of the answers. Or did I miss it?</p>

[ThisCouldBeHeavn]

<p>Oh, no. That’s a really old post. And I generally use a different username on other sites anyway.</p>

[BillyMc]

<p>'cept Twitter.</p>

[ThisCouldBeHeavn]

<p>I’ve been thinking about getting a CD, but the rates are pretty low right now. Ideally I’d like a 2 year CD, then it would mature when I graduate. There is conflicting financial advice in the bible though.</p>

<p>Blessed is the one who waits for and reaches the end of the 1,335 days.

• Daniel 12:13</p>

<p>So I guess I should go for a 4 year term.</p>

[Twizzle]

<p>My favorite yahoo answer fail:</p>

<p><a href=“http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4060/sonisgay6108286.jpg[/url]”>http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4060/sonisgay6108286.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

[BillyMc]

<p>

I’ve been thinking about getting a CD, but the rates are pretty low right now. Ideally I’d like a 2 year CD, then it would mature when I graduate. There is conflicting financial advice in the bible though.</p>

<p>Blessed is the one who waits for and reaches the end of the 1,335 days.

• Daniel 12:13</p>

<p>So I guess I should go for a 4 year term.

It’s pretty clear.</p>

[ThisCouldBeHeavn]

<p>

@Wikipedia

McCartney wrote the song after seeing two monkeys copulating in the street while on retreat in Rishikesh, India, with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. He marvelled in the simplicity of this natural scenario when compared to the emotional turmoil of human relationships. He later said:

A male [monkey] just hopped on the back of this female and gave her one, as they say in the vernacular. Within two or three seconds he hopped off again and looked around as if to say, ‘It wasn’t me,’ and she looked around as if there’d been some mild disturbance … And I thought … that’s how simple the act of procreation is … We have horrendous problems with it, and yet animals don’t.

</p>

<p>nice story</p>

[BillyMc]

<p>Well then…</p>

[BillyMc]

<p>Keep the thread alive!</p>

[ThisCouldBeHeavn]

<p>Keep yourself alive keep yourself alive
It’ll take you all your time and a money
Honey you’ll survive</p>

[BillyMc]

<p>*Keep your thread alive keep your thread alive
It’ll take you all your time and a post
Honey it will survive *</p>

[joshmay94]

<p>“And on the pedestal these words appear: My name is Ozymandius, King of Kings, Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains.”</p>

[BillyMc]

<p>Great poem.</p>

<p>This thread will be like that pedestal.</p>

[ThisCouldBeHeavn]

<p>*I was walkin’ through the city streets
And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
“Run faster, jump higher”
Man, I’m not gonna let you poison me</p>

<p>I threw it on the ground
You must think I’m a joke
I ain’t gonna be part of your system
Man! Pump that garbage in another man’s face</p>

<p>I go to my favorite hot dog stand
And the dude says, “You come here all the time! Here’s one for free.”
I said, “Man! What I look like? A charity case?”</p>

<p>I took it and threw it on the ground!
I don’t need your handouts!
I’m an adult!
Please!
You can’t buy me hot dog, man!</p>

<p>At the farmer’s market with my so called girlfriend
She hands me her cell phone, says it’s my dad
Man, this ain’t my dad!
This is a cell phone!</p>

<p>I threw it on the ground!
What, you think I’m stupid?
I’m not a part of your system
My dad’s not a phone!
DUH!</p>

<p>Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party</p>

<p>Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it?</p>

<p>Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake, too!
Welcome to the real word, jack*ss!</p>

<p>So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that, and even this
I’m an ADULT!</p>

<p>Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!</p>

<p>Then the two phonies got up
Turned out the had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole</p>

<p>Fell to the ground
The phonies didn’t let up
Tasin’ on my butthole over and over</p>

<p>I was screamin’ and squirmin’
My butthole was on fire
The moral of the story is</p>

<p>You can’t trust the system</p>

<p>Man!*</p>

[seancarpenter]

<p>Billy- what does your location mean?</p>

[BillyMc]

<p>*Well, I don’t mind stealin’ bread
From the mouths of decadence -
But I can’t feed on the powerless
When my cup’s already over-filled…</p>

<p>Yeah…</p>

<p>But it’s on the table, the fire’s cookin’;
And they’re farmin’ babies and the slaves are workin’.
Blood is on the table and the mouths are chokin’…
But I’m goin’ hungry.</p>

<p>I don’t mind stealing bread
From the mouths of decadence;
But I can’t feed on the powerless
When my cup’s already over-filled…mmmhmm…</p>

<p>But it’s on the table, the fire’s cookin’;
And they’re farmin’ babies and the slaves are a’workin’.
And it’s on the table, the mouths are chokin’…
But I’m goin’ hungry.</p>

<p>I’m goin’ hungry, yeah…</p>

<p>I’m goin’ hungry, yeah…</p>

<p>Yeah, I don’t mind stealin’ bread…ooooooo…
I don’t mind…
I don’t mind stealin’ bread…yeah…
I’m goin’ hungry, yeah…*</p>

[BillyMc]

<p>

Billy- what does your location mean?

Translate from Irish to French.</p>

[ThisCouldBeHeavn]

<p>du lac de 15</p>

[BillyMc]

<p>*It means I’ll be doing battle with Nessie in the near future.</p>