Race to 9001

<p>Every girl’s dream, surely.</p>

<p>How does one end up getting married to such a nice guy like Osama, anyway?</p>

<p>He father arranged a marriage with a rich Saudi…</p>

<p>and she mother didn’t object</p>

<p>Because her mother had gone through the same thing. Well, until the world terrorism and human shield bit.</p>

<p>Meh, everyone’s a human shield in Pakistan once in their life.</p>

<p>^^I think you’re missing the point. Unless you’re being intentionally oblivious.</p>

<p>Osama is dead,
Shot in the head.
A wife of his, too,
The soul from her flew.</p>

<p>Steve walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain’t no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go
Are you ready, Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat </p>

<p>Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I’m gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust</p>

<p>

This is all I ever remember of that song.</p>

<p>Why do they like to eat dust?</p>

<p>Everything is dust. Don’t you eat things?</p>

<p>Osama’s slightly dead
Osama’s slightly dead
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened - He’s slightly dead
Oh dear!</p>

<p>Based on another song? Or wholly original?</p>

<p>^ How could you not know that song? O.o</p>

<p>What’s the song?</p>

<p>[i’m&lt;/a&gt; going slightly mad - Google Search](<a href=“i'm going slightly mad - Google Search”>i'm going slightly mad - Google Search)</p>

<p>Quite the fan of Queen, aren’t you?</p>

<p>

Right.</p>

<p>THIS JUST IN - US GOVERNMENT USES HEWLETT PACKARD</p>

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<p>HT moodrets</p>

<p>The government is just like me! Though I like my model better than theirs. </p>

<p>The best thing to come out of HP was Max Barry.</p>

<p>Please tell me that photo is censored because it’s classified.</p>