<p>This is kinda random, but I am a second semester senior with absolutely nothing to do. (Yes, I'm a loser) So feel free to fill this thread with jokes, whatever you like.</p>
<p>What do you call a pig that does karate?
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Pork Chop! Yeahh.</p>
<p>Here are two of my favourites:
e^x and a constant function are walking down the street. Suddenly, the constant function turns and runs in the opposite direction. e^x asks: "Why the hurry?"
The constant function stops, catches his breath, and yells "There's a differential operator headed this way! If he finds me, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me!"
e^x laughs and replies "Oh, he won't hurt ME, I'M e to the x!"
So he keeps walking and sure enough, he meets the differential operator.
e^x: Hey, I'm e^x.
differential operator: Hey, I'm d/dy.</p>
<p>A surgeon, a mathematician and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
The surgeon stated that his profession was first, "After all", he asked, "who do you think helped god make Eve out of one of Adam's ribs?"
The mathematician said "No, before Adam and Eve and even before the Big Bang, there was chaos and God needed a mathematician to show him how to use chaos theory."
The politician spoke up, "Ha! I win, who do you think caused the chaos?"</p>
<p>I love this comic>>
<a href="http://www.gocomics.com/poochcafe/%5B/url%5D">http://www.gocomics.com/poochcafe/</a></p>
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e^x: Hey, I'm e^x.
differential operator: Hey, I'm d/dy.
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<p>I don't get it. Maybe this is why you're going to Caltech and I'm not.</p>
<p>Since we're assuming x is constant with respect to y, if you take the derivative of a function of x with respect to y it ends up being zero.</p>
<p>that made my day, fizix.</p>
<p>Lame, but in a book I read:</p>
<p>What did one wall say to another?</p>
<p>Meet you at the corner!</p>
<p>hmm, Proof that SEX = ECSTACY
S = integral sign
+ = "t"</p>
<p>S e^x = e^x + C</p>
<p>get it? hahaha lol...w/e</p>
<p>WHY ARE CC KIDS SO INCREDIBLY NERDY ALL THE TIME????</p>
<p>My favorite as a kid: What do you do when your big toe falls off....Call the toe truck!!</p>
<p>For some reason I would laugh for hours everytime someone told me that one. </p>
<p>Oh and The Pursuit Of Happyness had some pretty funny ones...can't rememebr any at the moment though.</p>
<p>i'm guessing that e^x is exibhit and d/dy means diddy as in p. diddy. (the rappers)</p>
<p>If I am right than "hahaha"</p>
<p>ok, fizix, where do you assume in e^x that x is constant? cuz wouldn't you use implicit differentiation?</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>I guess it's not y=e^x so it's partial differentiation.</p>
<p>^^^this is why i nearly failed calculus</p>
<p>xkcd.com :)</p>
<p>Haha, you Calc nerds amuse me. The Calc BC class is like a little cult at my school.</p>
<p>what is:</p>
<p>Sin x ?
6n</p>
<p>One! </p>
<p>why? </p>
<p>both n's cross each other out so it looks like this:</p>
<p>Si x
6</p>
<p>which equals one.</p>
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[quote]
Here are two of my favourites:
e^x and a constant function are walking down the street. Suddenly, the constant function turns and runs in the opposite direction. e^x asks: "Why the hurry?"
The constant function stops, catches his breath, and yells "There's a differential operator headed this way! If he finds me, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me!"
e^x laughs and replies "Oh, he won't hurt ME, I'M e to the x!"
So he keeps walking and sure enough, he meets the differential operator.
e^x: Hey, I'm e^x.
differential operator: Hey, I'm d/dy.
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</p>
<p>Hahahah! That was awesome! I need to memorize that one. :D</p>
<p>Now i get the joke. I feel dumb.</p>
<p>yay for nerdy calc jokes! our bc class had a real good time with that one.</p>