<p>Just post random HS Jokes her- lol go crazy! Have fun xP :x </p>
<p>Please, to all CC high schoolers in AP Calc, do not drink and derive. It is very dangerous.</p>
<p>I apologize for how old and cheesy that was haha xD</p>
<p>APUSH me off a cliff
APUSH me down the stairs
APUSH me out of a plane</p>
<p>you get the gist. </p>
<p>Calculus is an integral part of my life. </p>
<p>xD</p>
<p>LOL Calculus/Math pickup lines ftw:</p>
<p>I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
Hey… nice asymptote.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
If you were a graphing calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!
You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
If I were a function then you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I’m like a math book… you solve all my
problems!
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we’d make one.</p>
<p>My stomach… sigh… what am I doing with my life… T_T</p>
<p>@DatOneKorean </p>
<p>LOL, laughed at a few of those</p>
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You’re right, but that’s kind of an obtuse thing to say. </p>
<p>My HS career was a joke. </p>
<p>For any Model United Nations people: Can I moderate your caucus? I hope that gavel’s not the only thing you’re banging.</p>
<p>Random HS Jokes just turned into Academic Pick-Up Lines. 
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