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Accepted and Attending: Bob Jones University</p>
<p>Waitlisted: Williams, Amherst, Colby</p>
<p>Rejected College-that-must-not-be-named, Princeton, Penn, Grinnlle, Lafayette (asked me to upgrade my EFC to 7.5k, I asked them to suck Donkey Dick())</p>
<p>Pending: Jacobs University
Are you seriously going to attend Bob Jones University?</p>