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<p>^ I'm dead serious. It's a joke. I can refer you to the link where I found the joke.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.tjrforum.com/showthread.php?t=1221%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.tjrforum.com/showthread.php?t=1221&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Extremely dated joke/story/whatever you want to call it.</p>