real life should be narrated.

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<p>shouldn't it? I mean, life would be so much more interesting if there was someone to narrate our thoughts and action. Agree? :)</p>

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<p>Yup, said Snoopyiscool, wishing to distract the strange Egyptian.</p>

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<p>The only way it would work is if the narrator were our older self, speaking back on our current trials and trivails from some future time and place. I don't know how possible that is.</p>

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<p>I think real life should also have a soundtrack, where music plays to match our current mood or situation. That would be cool.</p>

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<p>Yup. I'll carry around a humongous boombox playing the theme from Rocky. </p>

<p>Oh yeah. I went there.</p>

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<p>It happened to Harold Crick:</p>

<p><a href="http://images.apple.com/movies/sony_pictures/stranger_than_fiction/stranger_than_fiction_h640w.mov%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://images.apple.com/movies/sony_pictures/stranger_than_fiction/stranger_than_fiction_h640w.mov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p>and some background music wouldn't hurt either.</p>

<p>but as for narration, the previous statement would be narrated as follows:</p>

<p>Khalid had an epiphany while on the toilet. He finally realized that there was more to life. He was enlightened, for he finally found...the world of music.</p>

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<p>I see. /******************/</p>

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<p><em>and it was at this point that snoopyiscool decided to lie right in everyone's face, and pretend to understand</em></p>

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<p>Oh no he didn't.</p>

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<p>Snoopyiscool then sat at her computer for one hour and thirty-seven minutes, racking her brain for a witty and scorching retort.</p>

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<p>tritiumknight thought to himself, "snoopyiscool is female!?!? damn internet personas are messed up."</p>

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<p>Jakor walks in on the conversation completely confused.</p>

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<p>LesOs laughs at Jakor, because confused people are funny. She also thinks to herself, "This thread is becoming very, very strange."</p>

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<p>Tri stares at the empty screen and it was then he found out that CC is evil...</p>

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<p>When I read this title, this immediately came to mind:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il7Urk2E4lE%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il7Urk2E4lE&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

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<p>ChaosTheory quickly calculates the spin of the particle, determines that the probability is indeed sinusoidal, rubs his chin for a while, and thinks to himself "How odd." Then, he types some random characters in the the box, presses "Post Quick Reply" on the screen, gets up, and leaves. Approximately 45 seconds later, CT returns, realizes that he had missed the "Post Quick Reply" button earlier, presses it harder this time to make sure that had posted, curses the accursed mouse to a 1000 years of pain, and leaves. Or does he?</p>

<p>= = = </p>

<p>We can turn this into a game: :D Each person should narrate a few events in the life of the person above him\her. Perhaps an event occurs and the person narrates how the person above the person reacts to the event?</p>

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<p>ChaosTheory quickly calculates the spin of the particle, determines that the probability is indeed sinusoidal, rubs his chin for a while, and thinks to himself "How odd." Then, he types some random characters in the the box, presses "Post Quick Reply" on the screen, gets up, and leaves. Approximately 45 seconds later, CT returns, realizes that he had missed the "Post Quick Reply" button earlier, presses it harder this time to make sure that had posted, curses the accursed mouse to a 1000 years of pain, and leaves. Or does he?</p>

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<p>While Tri. Knight is read and typing...his mind races with the words..Transformers Asians in Disguise.</p>

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<p>Jakor runs to the corner and cries because of LesOs's taunts. And then, as ChaosTheory has calculated the spin of the particle, J wonders whether understanding of the thread shall ever come. Resigned and sad, J asks TritiumKnight if he ever watched Power Rangers. Oh the irony.</p>