<p>TritiumKnight responds, "Of course. Until it got really bad...." He surfs the internet looking for at the latest webcomics while feelings of his childhood rushed back and blanketed the sad sad reality tritium called life.</p>
<p>LOL...sorry CT I didn't see your post.</p>
<p>Your Humble Narrator is tickled pink by this idea. She, that is ELorax, might try doing it in her head for a while.</p>
<p>very evil, but totally entertaining.</p>
<p>it finally dawned on to 4gigles that ELorax was an evil soul, in need of rescuing. So she raced against time to save him!</p>
<p>But, NotAmbidextrous' pitfall trap had worked. He taunt 4gigles by dangling slices of crispy bacon...which oddly made her extremely sad.</p>
<p>But all was not lost! TritiumKnight came to the rescue with his Transformers and Power Rangeres ninja skills. However, after attempting a double-axle jump kick, he was pinned on the ground by none other than the evil....</p>
<p>Jakor finally became aware that he possessed magical powers, and was confronted with the choice to either use it for good, or for evil!...After days of pondering, he surrendered to the greatest of all evils: The Cookie monster!</p>
<p>Alas, the cookie monster was defeat by the NotAmbidextrous when he got the FCC to remove cookies from Sesame Street.</p>
<p>But TritiumKnight turned Sesame Street into a volatile chemical in the late hours of the night, thinking: "Today sesame street, tomorrow, THE WORLD!"</p>
<p>NonAmbidextrous, while watching the evil evilness of TritiumKnight picked up two pencils... and wrote with them both! NonAmbidextrous no more!!!</p>
<p>Jakor screamed with pain as NonAmbidextrous then proceded to stab him with those very two pencils. </p>
<p>"It is all your fault!" cried NonAmbidextrous. "There is a reason I want to be nonambidextrous. Now you have taken away the meaning of my life."</p>
<p>Jakor then clutched the locket around his throat and took out the piece of paper from his pocket that he always carried around just in case something like this happened.</p>
<p>"NonAmbidextrous..." he whispered, as he slowly weakened. "I...this locket..."</p>
<p>Jakor then realized that the pencils were TRICK pencils, like the lightsabers that fold back into themselves and that he wasn't dying. He got back up, and proceeded to pretend that nothing had just happened.</p>
<p>TheOneCurlyFry walks in and looks around, utterly confused. Who is this person, NonAmbidextrous? Does NotAmbidextrous have a twin?</p>
<p>TheOneCurlyFry randomly spontaneously combusts for some reason.</p>
<p>Alas...the real reason was CT...he had placed a explosive inside a tweenkie that TheOneCurlyFry ate.</p>
<p>TritiumKnight collapses from laughter, having watched TheOneCurlyFry randomly combust.</p>
<p>Tako, the ultimate opportunist, saw both enemies in a weak and distracted state. Silently wielding her twin ivory daggers, she tiptoes up behind TritiumKnight, who is still laughing like a madman. Ready to make the final blow, Tako raises both daggers, and with lethal precision...</p>
<p>Tako is actually a girl.</p>
<p>ChaosTheory, wanting to save TritiumKnight, his good friend, runs up to Tako as she slowly creeps up to TritiumKnight and offers her a Twinkie, which she happily accepts. TritiumKnight is still laughing to hard to notice anything.</p>
<p>However, Tako did not know that within the Twinky was not cream filling, but an internal combustion engine! Thus, Tako spontaneously combusted. TritiumKnight, at this point, is ROFL.</p>
<p>ChaosTheory goes off and hides when the police come to investigate the explosion.</p>
<p>TritiumKnight is captured by the police as being CT's evil apprentice. He is wheeled off towards jail with nothing but a rubber band... and a twinkie!?</p>