<p>Jakor as the policemen driving the cop car runs into a tree.</p>
<p>TritiumKnight TRIES to escape but the illustrious Jakor stops him in the nick of time!</p>
<p>Jakor soon realizes that there is no escape. He is destined to eat pickles out of the cookie jar, and so he does, with great nausia.</p>
<p>NotAmbidextrous is not only forced to eat pickles out of a cookie jar like Jakor, but shall pay for his double-handed pencil ways with something far more valuable... his post count!!! He is now... a New Member once more <em>evil cackles can be heard in the background</em>!!!!</p>
<p>Jakor then conquers the world, having vanquished his greatest foe, The Two-Handed One.</p>
<p>CT emerges from his hiding place to find picks of pickles all over the place.</p>
<p>TritiumKnight cowers in fear of the new world that Jakor has created. MWHAHAHAHAZHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZHHAHHAHAHAH!!....</p>
<p>ELorax pops in to point out to NonAmbidextrous that she is, if fact, female and not male.</p>
<p>i disagree</p>
<p>real life should be a musical</p>
<p>LesOs completely disagrees with mj93, for if that were so, she would have become so annoyed that she would have committed suicide by now.</p>
<p>I definitely thought of Family Guy when I read this thread title. Two moments, actually. The 'flashback' when Peter's narrating his own life, and the time when he has his own theme music following him around.</p>
<p>TheOneCurlyFry is apparently dead because of ChaosTheory.</p>
<p>The one curly fry, right bfore being killed by the infamous chaostheory, vowed, and swore by all that is sacred to her, to keep this thread alive after passing on to the other side. Using her telecopathic (or whatever) powers, she managed to get this thread to 50 pages.</p>
<p>TheOneCurlyFry resurrects herself using ChaosTheory's life and starts typing furiously.</p>
<p>Jakor comes back after eating ice cream and is now...</p>
<p>confused... o.o</p>
<p>yet Jakor realizes that life as he knew it when he was first alive, had changed completely. For one, people no longer had genders, and paraded nude in the white house. Despondent, and unhappy with the life he once lead, and now still leads, he takes his life once more, only this time with all intention of never coming back.</p>
<p>..................</p>
<p>Okay.</p>
<p>I would just like to say I have a gender.</p>
<p>:confused:</p>
<p>are you sure?</p>
<p>and what gave you the impression that I thought you didn't have a gender?! ;)</p>
<p>curlyfry seemed confused with her gender, and thus pointed out that she was female, to dispell all ambiguity. Which led to great happiness and success later in life!</p>
<p>You have amnesia! </p>
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