<p>Assuming Clowney ran into Mr. Harrington III, he’d get a charging call. Mr. Clowney needs to pass the ball (a passed ball moves faster than feet), and Mr. Harrington III’s teammate Mr. Smithers V would intercept the pass (long stick defender), quickly sending it back over the midfield to Chip or Biff or Young Harry Jones (Ted’s boy) and whip that thing at 75 miles per hour right passed Bubba, playing goalie for the lax team but really a center on the football team. Bubba never sees it coming.</p>
<p>You don’t need to run in lax as you can just throw the ball. Some can run, but all don’t have to. If it were possible for a team to win at lacrosse by just having the biggest players, the Alabama lax team would just be the football team in other uniforms.</p>