<p>“That a school of Reed’s caliber would even admit students who find this sort of thing funny makes me question their admissions process.”</p>
<p>In case this statement is not satirical 
does anyone even halfway seriously think there is a way to predict such a thing? Perhaps the adcom should note the features of the applications of the students involved, and reject those in the future that match. Or include the offending piece in the coming application cycle, and ask prospies to read it and check one of: Funny - Satirical - Stupid - Offensive - Neutral. Or ask in the interview if the prospie heard about this, and reject those that smile. ;)</p>