Nice touch of condescension & arrogance.
If you’re such a rocket scientist, then why didn’t you figure out to apply to some match schools that aren’t “ew”.
Why would you think that?
April fools.
guys, its pretty obvious that this is an April Fools thread and the OP is pulling everyone’s leg.
Even it its not, there is no place for this discussion to go but further downhill.
MODERATOR’S NOTE:
Closing thread. All that can be said has been said, and I see no value in rehashing the same responses. The OP has received some excellent advice to think about.