<p>^ Exactly.</p>
<p>Which opens the question of whether mood enhancing drugs can be successfully time activated to be released and triggered with the reading of certain key pages in a paper sent application... a cocktail of drugs and pheromones which impair rational judgment while creating a sense of extreme euphoria... Imagine them being amused at the most mundane parts of your essay...</p>
<p>Patent is pending...</p>
<p>thus to all azn kids: drop out of math team, and start learning magic curses to entice your adcom.</p>
<p>great article...thx for posting.</p>
<p>This article made me really just not care about what happens on April 1st at all. No joke.</p>
<p>This is kind of weird, but I actually constantly asked myself what it took to get people to like me while i was filling out my applications... I probably came off as a bit annoying though :)</p>