Rejected student response to college

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>Dear Sirs,</p>

<p>Thank you for your letter of March 24th. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company.</p>

<p>This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.</p>

<p>Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.</p>

<p>Sincerely,</p>

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<p>You're rather funny, aren't you?</p>

<p>Hahaha. Good going, there.</p>

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<p>I bet if this was sent to the right school and read by the right person in said school, they might actually reconsider the rejection. Very very unlikely but still... stranger things have happened.</p>

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<p>this is an old letter that has been circling around the internet for years.</p>

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<p>Okay, if it had been sent in a timely and original fashion, then.</p>