<p>Ok this is just for fun...I found this in a magazine</p>
<p>THE REJECTION LETTER REPLY</p>
<p>Dear Sir/Madam,
Thank you for your letter of March 24th. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me admission to your university.</p>
<p>This Year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.</p>
<p>Despite your university's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will join your university as soon as I am done with high school. I look forward to seeing you then.</p>
<p>Every year a handful of rejected students at most of the very competitive do this in an attempt to be unique or remembered (since they often outright state that they will try again). It's actually pretty common and usually gets an eye roll and nothing more.</p>
<p>I laughed out loud the first time I read this, but that was like 4 years ago when I was a sophomore in high school reading the Wall of Tears put up by the seniors.</p>