<p>Upon closer examination of Jozhekryx’s posting history and profile, I have deduced that his verbosity is indeed a clever ruse and fabrication. I am disinclined to believe he is one hundred years old, or that he should have any discernable reason to misrepresent his date of birth in a forum of such little consequence.</p>
<p>^LIKE</p>
<p>Why don’t we have a like button???</p>
<p>^Um… because this isn’t facebook?</p>
<p>^^ <em>Facepalm</em>. . .</p>
<p>HEHEHE, Apparently the idea of an integrated facebook/cc is not a popular one</p>
<p>hahahahah wow semantics whores for the win, your vocabulary is impressive, nonetheless I am not one to critique it either, </p>
<p>posting stat’s would also be good idea for us to rate your chances, and very likely you will get accepted to a couple, I think getting rejected from all 20+ would be more amazing, and an achievement in itself</p>
<p>There is posolutely no way that the OP is being sincere since his/her word choices are a little over the top and his behavior is far too absurd to believe.
(And yes, I know posolutely isn’t a word.)</p>
<p>you are ridiculously annoying as i AFOREMENTIONED EARLIER.</p>
<p>No college is going to want you!</p>
<p>wow you sound like a bunch of nerds
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<p>Stop speaking in jargon.</p>
<p>I hate CC so much sometimes.</p>
<p>If you guys wish to see objective data and subjective material, please contact me by personal messaging.</p>
<p>I have found the consensus of the High School Life to be a very rude one; what is wrong with sincerely asking for advices?</p>
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First, I appreciate your vigor in carefully analyzing my post history. However, I do not believe that your evidence corroborates your central thesis.
A * birthdate * is merely a random number that I have picked.
I do not wish to publicly disclose my birthdate.
A privacy concern.</p>
<p>My birthday is March 26th. I am turning 18 soon.</p>
<p>There’s nothing wrong with posting statistics and private information such as your birthday, place of birth or location (of course, you shouldn’t provide your street number or something). What’s the worst that can happen if you publicize your real birthday? If it’s not too much trouble, could you PM me your stats? I’ll give you as comprehensive an assessment as I can provide.</p>
<p>Thank you for your concern!
Yes, I will.</p>
<p>I have always been a cautious individual in online forums; hence I accentuate the use of courteous language.
Cyperspace serves as an accurate epitome of one’s character.</p>
<p>^umm, I’m pretty sure that cyberspace does not serve that role accurately.</p>
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<p>Please provide specific instances which fully support your notion.</p>
<p>For instance, I could be a gangster, serial killer, a registered sex offender or a rapist, but I come off as a normal high school student and you can’t tell the difference. OR I could be Barrack Obama or Sarkozy or any other global icon in disguise as a normal high school student.</p>
<p>I took another glance at your school list and I’ve gotta say that you’re a very ambitious fella. Hopkins is my dream school, but you’ve apparently put that on your bottom rung
I haven’t received your stats yet, but I can assure you that most of those schools are very unpredictable when it comes to admissions. If you really want to study in the USA, pick some 2nd tier schools (ranked at 17-26 on USNWR), which are still very good. Of course, if you’d opt to study in the UK instead of at 2nd tier American schools, then that’s your decision.</p>
<p>Jozhekryx, may I refer you to nothing4me’s diverse oeuvre?</p>
<p><a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/870762-i-believe-possession-horse-am-dire-need-your-help.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/high-school-life/870762-i-believe-possession-horse-am-dire-need-your-help.html</a></p>
<p>Jozhekryx, stop it with your pedanticalness</p>
<p>LOL this guy’s best friend is the thesaurus. You’re not fooling anybody with those awkward sentences buddy</p>
<p>This excerpt is so goofy it bears repeating:</p>
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<p>■■■■■. You’re hilarious. Really. I’m tearing up…</p>