Rhyme Story

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<p>I don't know if anyone'll be interested but, with all the story threads there are on here, I thought I'd make one more. But all the sentences have to rhyme. You can post 3 or 4 sentences if you want but they have to rhyme.</p>

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<p>Barry wanted to apply for an ivy league school. Because he thought it would be really cool...</p>

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<p>this is never going to last. there aren't that many words that rhyme with school and cool. what made you decide to try this you fool?</p>

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what made you decide to try this you fool?

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<p>Stuck, You Got Pwned. /<em>Pwned</em>/</p>

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<p>While sleeping, he drowned in his own drool. </p>

<p>THE END</p>

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<p>Spiders on drugs
Make me laugh</p>

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<p>The zoo would be boring
of there were only giraffes</p>

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<p>"Laugh" is a word from which you can hardly rhyme,
Now for a new sound, it is time.</p>

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<p>this is so stupid,
No, really, it's putrid.</p>

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<p>actually, I sincerely disagree.
if you try to enjoy it, you might agree with me.</p>

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<p>Barry first looked at the school of Princeton
But realized he would have to work a ton</p>

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<p>And his solution was an easy one.
Unfortunately, it involved a gun.</p>

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<p>since no one got my rhyme in the first one
I think that I won't try to make a pun...</p>

<p>his plan might work... in fact it might be fun!</p>

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<p>Now that this tale has begun,
how long do you think it will run?</p>

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<p>probably a day or two
before you die of a flu</p>

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<p>Barry wanted to apply for an ivy league school. Because he thought it would be really cool. He then ate disgusting pig stool. And took a dip in the pool.
His mother became very ill. She spent a year on the couch completely still. And only got up when the mail spit out a bill.
Barry didn't get into Harvard at all. He ran and cried in a stall - in the local mall that had a hall.
Barry got a letter, it didn't make him feel any better. He put on his sweater; and went to the place he'd met her.
His girlfriend went to his house and screamed when she saw his spouse. Little did she know, she was a big fat mouse.
Barry kissed her and said: Sorry, I was still in bed when you kicked me in the head with lead bread.</p>

<p>It wasn't that hard, play instead.</p>