<p>yup :D </p>
<p>so a mute person goes to a shore to buy toothbrush. he pretends to brush his mouth and the shopkeeper gave him the toothbrush.</p>
<p>a blind person goes to buy a pair of sunglasses. what does he do?</p>
<p>your in a race. you just exceeded 2nd place. what place are you?</p>
<p>he'd ask for them</p>
<p>3rd, i think?</p>
<p>fellow CC viewer, i think that the riddle the person said you were wrong about was the braile/ thing that you said equaled deaf book. </p>
<p>when the riddle said the jars would be shaken and rearragned, it meant that the marbles would be mixed up (you couldn't put all the black on the bottom and the white on the top) and then the jars would be switched, so you wouldn't know which jar was which if you were blindfolded.
and snoopy was absoultely correct. doing it that way gives you a .7474747474 possibilty of getting a white marble :D</p>
<p>A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. Instead of giving him the water the bartender draws a gun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you" and walks out.
What happened?</p>
<p>The man had the hiccups.</p>
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your in a race. you just exceeded 2nd place. what place are you?
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You're in 2nd.</p>
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when the riddle said the jars would be shaken and rearragned, it meant that the marbles would be mixed up (you couldn't put all the black on the bottom and the white on the top) and then the jars would be switched, so you wouldn't know which jar was which if you were blindfolded.
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i dont remember answering the Q, i think i was asking for a clarification. but the answer another person gave was reasonable, because one jar would have 99, the other 1, so if you reached into the jar with one, you'd know what color it is...w/e :)</p>
<p>yeah, hiccups.
and 2nd.
2nd question of post 41 is supposed to be a quick one.</p>
<p>In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in the water nearby. Why?</p>
<p>they fell off the yacht?</p>
<p>there were five very very intelligent and rational pirates. They found a chest of gold containing 100 gold pieces. So after a while, they decide to split the pieces like this: pirate A, being the leader, will devise a method to split the pieces (for example, he can say he gets all or 20,20,20,20,20 spit or something). Everyone including himself votes. If at least half of the people agree, then they split it that way. If less than half agrees, pirate A well be thrown off the ship (killed). Then Pirate B will devise a method and so on.</p>
<p>So who gets how many pieces?</p>
<p>@TVA: how's kalamazoo, if that's where you're at? the answer is: they stopped the boat and all of them went off for a nice swim, except they couldn't get back onto the yacht, haha.</p>
<p>@username: they either all get 20/20/20/20/20 (because they're intelligent and RATIONAL) OR one person gets 100 because they all decide not to agree with the aforementioned methods to maximize their share..</p>
<p>New Q:
A man comes upon a set of rooms numbered 1 to 100 and decides to close/open them in a retarded fashion. So he closes a door if it's open and opens a door if it's closed.
He decides to open 1 2 3 4 5 6....100
Then he decides to close 2 4 6 8 10 12...100
Then he decides to close/open 3 6 9 12 15 18...99 (so he closes door 3 but opens door 6)
Then he decides to close/open 4 8 12 16 20 24...100
Etc...</p>
<p>At the end of his routine, how many doors are left open and which room numbers are they?</p>
<p>I've heard all of these riddles before...</p>
<p>Does anyone have anything new?</p>
<p>fellow, once again, your wrong. think. they're increadibly smart.</p>
<p>what do you mean by 'once again???' I was right the last time! the "what would the other guy not say" answer.</p>
<p>mm..I'm gunna have to stick with my previous answer(s)
what is it? does it have nothing to do with dividing up 100 -_-</p>
<p>What's the answer to the one with the gun?</p>
<p>what gun?
and fellow, you were wrong with my riddles once again</p>
<p>A woman met a man at her Mother's funeral and fell instantly in love, however he never called her.
A week later this woman killed her own sister. Why?</p>
<p>username, what's the answer?</p>
<p>ad.bc, that's been asked before</p>
<p>98, 0, 1, 0. 98 being pirate 1. now try to think why</p>
<p>username can u pm me the answer?</p>
<p>just thought this through again, and turns out there could be two answers</p>
<p>98, 0, 1, 0, 1, OR 98, 0, 1, 1, 0</p>