<p>yup 
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<p>so a mute person goes to a shore to buy toothbrush. he pretends to brush his mouth and the shopkeeper gave him the toothbrush.</p>
<p>a blind person goes to buy a pair of sunglasses. what does he do?</p>
<p>your in a race. you just exceeded 2nd place. what place are you?</p>
<p>heâd ask for them</p>
<p>3rd, i think?</p>
<p>fellow CC viewer, i think that the riddle the person said you were wrong about was the braile/ thing that you said equaled deaf book. </p>
<p>when the riddle said the jars would be shaken and rearragned, it meant that the marbles would be mixed up (you couldnât put all the black on the bottom and the white on the top) and then the jars would be switched, so you wouldnât know which jar was which if you were blindfolded.
and snoopy was absoultely correct. doing it that way gives you a .7474747474 possibilty of getting a white marble :D</p>
<p>A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. Instead of giving him the water the bartender draws a gun and points it at the man. The man says âThank youâ and walks out.
What happened?</p>
<p>The man had the hiccups.</p>
<p>
Youâre in 2nd.</p>
<p>
i dont remember answering the Q, i think i was asking for a clarification. but the answer another person gave was reasonable, because one jar would have 99, the other 1, so if you reached into the jar with one, youâd know what color it isâŠw/e :)</p>
<p>yeah, hiccups.
and 2nd.
2nd question of post 41 is supposed to be a quick one.</p>
<p>In the middle of the ocean is a yacht. Several corpses are floating in the water nearby. Why?</p>
<p>they fell off the yacht?</p>
<p>there were five very very intelligent and rational pirates. They found a chest of gold containing 100 gold pieces. So after a while, they decide to split the pieces like this: pirate A, being the leader, will devise a method to split the pieces (for example, he can say he gets all or 20,20,20,20,20 spit or something). Everyone including himself votes. If at least half of the people agree, then they split it that way. If less than half agrees, pirate A well be thrown off the ship (killed). Then Pirate B will devise a method and so on.</p>
<p>So who gets how many pieces?</p>
<p>@TVA: howâs kalamazoo, if thatâs where youâre at? the answer is: they stopped the boat and all of them went off for a nice swim, except they couldnât get back onto the yacht, haha.</p>
<p>@username: they either all get 20/20/20/20/20 (because theyâre intelligent and RATIONAL) OR one person gets 100 because they all decide not to agree with the aforementioned methods to maximize their share..</p>
<p>New Q:
A man comes upon a set of rooms numbered 1 to 100 and decides to close/open them in a â â â â â â â â fashion. So he closes a door if itâs open and opens a door if itâs closed.
He decides to open 1 2 3 4 5 6âŠ100
Then he decides to close 2 4 6 8 10 12âŠ100
Then he decides to close/open 3 6 9 12 15 18âŠ99 (so he closes door 3 but opens door 6)
Then he decides to close/open 4 8 12 16 20 24âŠ100
EtcâŠ</p>
<p>At the end of his routine, how many doors are left open and which room numbers are they?</p>
<p>Iâve heard all of these riddles beforeâŠ</p>
<p>Does anyone have anything new?</p>
<p>fellow, once again, your wrong. think. theyâre increadibly smart.</p>
<p>what do you mean by âonce again???â I was right the last time! the âwhat would the other guy not sayâ answer.</p>
<p>mm..Iâm gunna have to stick with my previous answer(s)
what is it? does it have nothing to do with dividing up 100 -_-</p>
<p>Whatâs the answer to the one with the gun?</p>
<p>what gun?
and fellow, you were wrong with my riddles once again</p>
<p>A woman met a man at her Motherâs funeral and fell instantly in love, however he never called her.
A week later this woman killed her own sister. Why?</p>
<p>username, whatâs the answer?</p>
<p>ad.bc, thatâs been asked before</p>
<p>98, 0, 1, 0. 98 being pirate 1. now try to think why</p>
<p>username can u pm me the answer?</p>
<p>just thought this through again, and turns out there could be two answers</p>
<p>98, 0, 1, 0, 1, OR 98, 0, 1, 1, 0</p>