<p>In my Gov class:
“What do you think of Obamacare?”-teacher
“I dislike it. Definitely not a fan. All it does is helps those who don’t support themselves.”-student
“What do you think of the Affordable Care Act?”-teacher
“I like it.”-same student</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>Some kid who probably didn’t know how to read anyway: “In biology we’re supposed to read this book about evolution, but I’m not going to read it because I don’t like reading fiction.”</p>
<p>He found this comment so clever and hilarious that he repeated it about five times during the class, which wasn’t biology.</p>
<p>In AP Biology…
Teacher: Who can name an abiotic and biotic factor for me?
Girl: -hand shoots up- OH! A TREE!</p>
<p>whole class goes w t f and starts laughing lol</p>
<p>And apkid33, my teacher did that EXACT same thing. Are all Gov teachers the same, or?</p>
<p>In English:</p>
<p>Ma’am, have you read this book yet? It’s awful!</p>
<p>In English
Teacher: hmm, it doesn’t look like we’re going to finish.</p>
<p>Student: yes we can! We’re in this together!</p>
<p>Teacher: how did your previous teachers deal with you? I need a support group. Hi, I’m ____ and I teach ____.</p>
<p>-When turning off the lights-
Teacher: Plunge into the dahkness!!</p>
<p>Freshman year, some girl thought Japan was a province of China.</p>
<p>^ ****. How…?</p>
<p>Because she was an idiot. And she called Japan a “state” in China, which is even more pitiful.</p>
<p>Teacher named Mrs. Prince: I’m a princess because I married a Prince. </p>
<p>This was in kindergarten, and for a year or so I actually believed she was a princess.</p>
<p>Today:</p>
<p>“Canadians live in Canadia, right?”</p>
<p>Few boys on my bus:
“I bet you can’t spell aesthetic.”
“Oh yeah? A-s-t-e-t-i-c.”
“Woah, you’re a genius!”</p>
<p>in the hallway:
“even if you go to princeton [university], your life could still suck”
NO DUH…</p>
<p>“I wonder who invented candy corn?”
“The Pilgrims.”</p>
<p>…wow.</p>
<p>I know I posted here already, but my school is a veritable goldmine.
Teacher: “Alright, can any of you name a current senator from our state?” (SC)
Student: “Joe Biden!”</p>
<p>Luckily, this was only Human Geo and not Government, but still.</p>
<p>APUSH.
Teacher - “Who invented the light bulb?”
Girl - “Bill Nye”</p>