<p>Here’s an interaction that actually occurred back when I was still choosing between Bama, Vandy, and Duke:</p>
<p>Dad: “Hey, if you went to Vanderbilt, we could come down and eat lunch with you whenever we wanted to!”
Me: “. . . Roll Tide!”</p>
<p>To clarify, I love my father very much. . . but I think I made the right decision. ;)</p>
<p>(congrats, malanai!)</p>