<p>Ever had a horrible roommate?</p>
<p>I get the feeling that I might be a really awful roommate.</p>
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<li><p>I almost never clean my room; my messiness tolerance is almost enough to get me committed to a mental asylum. It literally looks like it’s been in a 8.0 degree earthquake at all times.</p></li>
<li><p>I pull two all-nighters per week; only one of them is justified. Lots of light is used, and I do a lot of hands-on projects.</p></li>
<li><p>There is no telling when I come back and leave my “base.”</p></li>
</ul>
<p>Hence, why I live in a single: I can’t imagine subjecting anyone to my horrors, and while I kept it under control when I had a roommate, I didn’t like doing so. So, now I have my own room and no roommate to torture.</p>
<p>Wow :o Thanks for being considerate of others (not sarcastic, lol)</p>
<p>Good thing earthquakes aren’t measured in degrees or that could’ve been bad ( 
)</p>
<p>I haven’t heard any particularly bad stories, except of this one guy, who never did the dishes, so his roommate kept yelling at him to clean them. So the guy cleaned the dishes with his roommates toothbrush and never told him … and the roommate got a mouth infection… eugh</p>
<p>I’m not that bad, but I might be close … would anyone willing to room with me?
- Messiness (I clean perhaps once a year)
- Tendency to stay up realllyyy late doing random ■■■ on the Internet
- Tendency to “borrow” things and then forget about it … and then vehemently (albeit, earnestly) deny it when they want it back
- Annoying habit arising from bug-o-phobia, where I a) see a bug, b) scream really really loud, c) trap said bug under a nearby cup or plastic container assuming no one comes to my rescue, d) forget about said bug under a cup until someone knocks it over and screams ’ who the **** put this dead bug under my cup…'</p>
<p>Vomit everywhere and a strap-on. I don’t think I need to share what else I saw when I walked into my room then walked right back out one fateful night.</p>