<p>I have two roommates one is nice the other one is a complete a$$ hole. Im so nice to her anything she asks for I say yes and I have no qualms about people coming in and out all hours of the night. She calls me by the wrong name and then had three guys bang on the door asking for me while I was asleep. She threw my food at me and jumped on top of me while I was sleeping. While I was away she took my slipper to kill a roach and left it beside my bed. She had sex in the room while I was in the bed across from her. Her friend comes over and always harasses me. After all of that I kept a brave face but I finally snapped and with three weeks left im leaving.</p>
<p>gooooooood!</p>
<p>catfight!!!</p>
<p>You should never appease anyone for that long.</p>
<p>kenshi - is this a summer program you are leaving 3 weeks early? You shouldn't have to do that because of this room-mate. Have you talked to the program's staff? Maybe they could move you.</p>
<p>punch her in the face</p>
<p>You tolerated that waaayyy too long. I would have requested a room change after the second week of that behavior.</p>
<p>I would have mentally messed her up, so that she would be afraid to talk to me the whole time i am there.. I am a very nice person, i am quiet, i do anything for anyone, i don't mind a lot but she went way over the top. But yea, she would have went home a changed person. But since your not like me, you can always request a new roomate.</p>
<p>Just start sharpening a large knife next to her one day. She should get the message.</p>
<p>you could have fun with that. what about that other roommate? do you guys share similar feelings toward the "evil" roommate? plot against her :D</p>
<p>Me and the other roommate constantly talk about how much we hate her but since she is never in the room as much as I am she does not get the brunt of the punishment that I had to endure.</p>
<p>The housing people gave me a list of all the rooms with space available so im trying to meet them and pick a room.</p>
<p>How to get her to listen to you:
Step 1: Post a clearly visable "to do" list in your room, make sure she sees it
Step 2: Always make sure the last item on the list is "Poison Roommate."
Step 3: Make an effort to complain to her about how you can never seem to finish your "to do list"</p>
<p>So you're basically asking her to poison you?</p>
<p>That's nothing, my first roommate was racist(acted sorta like a nerd version of your ******* roommate), the second was known as the creepy kid on campus.....he scarred the crap out of me and smelled horrendus....to give you a idea of how bad he smelled, my noses is nearly useless and I can't smell the difference between a trash can and a garden....and he even made me gag!</p>
<p>This 10 year old boy at a camp I'm working at this summer got kicked out because he beat up his japanese roommate while yelling that he would "beat the Asian out of him." Fun stuff.</p>