Roommate sucking. Requiring assistance

<p>lol gah don’t u love berkeley.</p>

<p>lol is that rlly him? </p>

<p>but here’s my two cents man: FEBREEZE that b a stard. he won’t take a shower? you f ucking GIVE HIM A SHOWER! keep buckets of soapy water handy to throw on him every time you see him! DONE! PROBLEM SOLVED!</p>

<p>slushie him like they do on glee.</p>