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<p>Ladies and gentlemen, funniness is no longer allowed as it’s a universal cop-out. </p>
<p>I’m terribly sorry that I didn’t post a follow-up echoing your sentiments and eulogizing your noble principles. How dare I do anything but validate your opinion!?</p>
<p>At my school it isn’t hard at all to move to another room/hall/building after the first month or so.</p>
<p>I’m the person the OP said has a crazy roommate who doesn’t even BELIEVE we’re roommates.</p>
<p>I’m just going to deal with it. If she’s as bad as she seems, well, that means I have my fridge all to myself, and don’t need to worry about someone borrowing my clothes. Unless she may do it out of spite.</p>
<p>I was worrying about it a lot, but I’m guessing a room change isn’t too impossible. In any case, there are tons of things you can do–use your roommate only for immediate necessities (aka sleep)/pull off pranks on her until she begs for a room change.</p>
<p>Ha, she’s going to hate me more than I’m going to hate her. This should be fun.</p>
<p>Seriously, OP, many problems can be resolved and mended temporarily using compromises to get through the semester/year. I mean, seriously, it’s a pain to move everything once you’ve unpacked it all… especially if it’s in another dorm across the campus!</p>
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Yeah, this is pretty much how most of my friends/floor mates resolved conflicts. It can be messy, but it’s a great solution.</p>
<p>I would have probably preferred th a girl roommate truth be told. And no not for romantic or sexual reasons, I just tend to get along very well with girls and, few exceptions aside, they’re pretty clean when it comes to personal hygiene (which is the one form of cleaning I really care about). </p>
<p>I had a bodybuilder roommate a while back. He would just sex-grunt while leaving weighs and empty protein powder bags everywhere. Smelled like death and would masturbate everywhere. Never when I was around but you’d come in to find balled up kleenexes on the table, sofa, toilet. ****. </p>
<p>i only have a few guy friends who I would see myself living with.</p>