<p>Wow. All I got from that pathetic, incoherent rant is that I’d never want to be friends with that person. Ever.</p>
<p>“Not only was orientation a living hell, my advisor gave me zero help deciding which classes to take. I am literally the most indecisive person ever”</p>
<p>…sounds like a you problem, pal.</p>
<p>“So she talked me into a different major, being that I was incredibly gullible.”</p>
<p>Is this a joke? If you let yourself get talked into a different major in a couple of minutes, you clearly have no idea what you’re doing. Good lord.</p>
<p>“Not only was walking to class every day absolutely awful (I kept track, I walked about 7 miles a day)”</p>
<p>Oh boo freaking hoo. So you had to walk a little. Cry me a river.</p>
<p>“Just yesterday, I went to a professor’s office hour to get help and she said, ‘Get out of my office you stupid girl, you know nothing.’”</p>
<p>Seriously doubt the truth of this. Just sounds like more complaining to me.</p>
<p>“The food is awful, not to mention you have to walk to the dining halls. I ate fake sushi every day because I was terrified of all the oriental food…Not only is all the food weird as ****, it’s expensive as hell.”</p>
<p>Suck. It. Up. Clearly this person hasn’t left behind the “small-town mentality” and just can’t deal with having to try new things and eat new foods. My god. And I didn’t feel like quoting the wildly racists parts of her diatribe, but suffice to say that dang, this girl is racist as hell. LOL.</p>
<p>“So when I came here I agreed to be in a TON of organizations. HUGE MISTAKE. you will NOT have time for them if you want good grades!!! and you ESPECIALLY will not have time for a job.”</p>
<p>…or maybe you just suck at time management…</p>
<p>“However, I met with a few of the current students and realized they are absolute freaks. Not to mention I was at practice one night and the med school students were putting on some artsy ass show and they were all HUUUUGE ******s.”</p>
<p>…I’m literally laughing out loud right now. What a judgmental jerk.</p>
<p>The only complaint I can see that probably actually has merit is inaccessibility of some professors, but if you didn’t see that coming when you decide to attend a university of some 40,000+ students, then I don’t know what to say to you. </p>
<p>This isn’t even just about Michigan (I’m a high school senior and haven’t decided where I’m going yet): I don’t think this girl would be happy at any university that doesn’t have a student body that conforms exactly to her twisted views of what isn’t “freaky,” “******y,” or what have you. I wouldn’t believe a word of this.</p>