<p>Galanter, I don’t quite know whether to treat you like the alum you purport to be, or the ■■■■■ that you seem to be. I’m going to do the former, but I have to say that I’m inclined to let it go because your impressions are so out of touch as to be of questionable honesty. You and I have actually fought before. Anyway, I suspected that others would (rightly) attack your ridiculous views on what matters in life, and that you would accuse them of attacking the hypothetical. That’s happened, so I’m going to try something different: telling you that you’re wrong. Because you are.</p>
<p>Here’s my read on you: You went to Brown when it was still a regional school, and you’re stuck in that world. You see the (useless and contradicted by other rankings) US News rankings as validating your perspective, so you fixate on them as a useful measure. We are not “ranked dead last.” Rather, a single magazine has ranked us last. </p>
<p>Thankfully, no one in the real world cares. Certainly, college applicants don’t; instead, they regularly choose Brown over schools that you and US News regard as reputationally inferior. [A</a> Revealed Preference Ranking of U.S. Colleges and Universities by Christopher Avery, Mark Glickman, Caroline Hoxby, Andrew Metrick :: SSRN](<a href=“http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=601105]A”>http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=601105) . Recent admissions statistics suggest that that is more true now than ever before. </p>
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<p>Here’s some specific quibbles:</p>
<p>You obsess about endowment, but (suspiciously) refuse to look at per-student figures. Doing so allows you to compare Brown disfavorably with large land-grant schools, which is incredibly intellectually dishonest – while at the same time accusing others of intellectual dishonesty. You must know that graduate students are much more expensive to support, and the absence of large numbers of graduate students at Brown means that its dollars go much farther.</p>
<p>Your reference to a head start over other schools demonstrates a particular ignorance of the history of educational fundraising, and suggests again that your are living in the past, when Brown was a regional college. </p>
<p>You talk about college expenses with the same ignorance of my friends’ parents, who barred them from applying to great private colleges because “they must be so expensive.” The myth of the better private schools being more expensive is ridiculous. The elite colleges – Brown included – are, on average, the least expensive private schools in the country to attend, because of their financial aid policies.</p>
<p>Your claims about President Simmons not improving fundraising are contrary to fact and I’ll let you try to support them yourself (hint: you can’t) rather than going out of my way to attack them.</p>
<p>Re: “acquiring students capable of winning several Rhodes every year” – Brown is in the middle of the Ivy League and tied with Chicago for Rhodes scholars produced. <a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-search-selection/772208-ranking-college-rhodes-scholarship.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/college-search-selection/772208-ranking-college-rhodes-scholarship.html</a></p>
<p>Re: “There was a study done recently that top firms preferred HYPSMW students because they were perceived as being the best.” – I suggest you take a closer look at that ‘study’, which was hopelessly flawed. For example, law firms (which couldn’t care in the slightest where you went to college – and if you fight me on that particular fact, I will destroy you with evidence) were included. The study – like many of the pieces of evidence that you cite – also favored colleges where the students happen to be interested in certain specific professions.</p>
<p>Re: lack of alumni clubs. Brown was late to this game, just as it was late to the world of elite academia relative to some of it’s peer schools. It has made a rational decision not to build clubs. Clubs will all be gone – or made completely different – within 20 years. They’re facing drastically decreasing use because no one under 40 whose not a tremendous d-nozzle has any interest in sitting in a stuffy club with a silly dress code full of old white people eating bad food for ridiculous prices.</p>
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<p>Moving on, I think you’re just in some kind of la-la land that is divorced from reality. Here’s the world that I (and, I think, the rest of society) live in: Brown is a world-class undergraduate college with a reputation that puts it comfortably in the middle of the Ivy League. College applicants regularly choose Brown over all but a handful of other colleges. Graduate schools regularly choose Brown students over applicants from all but a handful of other colleges. Employers regularly choose Brown students over applicants from all but a handful of other colleges. I go to small towns in the middle of nowhere wearing Brown apparel, and the waiter at the local cafe will say something like “Wow, Brown? That’s a really tough school to get into!” The vast majority of students at Brown come from elsewhere in the country, and go elsewhere upon graduation; it’s clearly not a regional college anymore.</p>
<p>In my world, the real world, Brown is one of the most selective schools in the country. Take a closer look at the US News rankings – look at the columns other than rank. Brown has the fifth-lowest acceptance rate among the national universities – after HYPS and in front of Columbia, Dartmouth, Penn, and Cornell, not to mention the other schools that you’re worried about “beating”. Where’s the evidence that Brown is failing to attract the best and the brightest, huh? With a 100% increase in applications over the past ten years – drastically higher than our peer schools – I’m not sure how you think things haven’t improved during Ruth’s tenure.</p>
<p>In my world, Penn hasn’t rocketed to some kind of magical prestigious position. Just as it was when my father went there, Wharton is pretty prestigious, and the university itself is not so hot.</p>
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<p>Yes, you have delusional views about what a school should strive for. For example, you say: “If you take parents money, and student’s dreams, and don’t strive to have a top 5 endowment, star faculty that’s quoted often in the news for groundbreaking research . . . .” That’s a complete non-sequitur – I’ll leave it to you to figure out why, and if you can’t, then perhaps the cause is hopeless. The point of this post was just to suggest that even if you do take your (miserable) worldview, you’re still wrong. I await the stream of falsehoods and misconceptions that you’ll spout in response.</p>