SAT essay: fabricating information

<p>Guys, I win.
I got a 12, where in my personal example I talked about how I flew to asia to train in the Sacred Shaolin Temple for three years, training in judo and practicing the art of mind-control under my great master Shao Jing Lao. No joke.
I always make up something outlandish for my personal example; Ive also written about how I got over the death of my parents after the nuclear reactor by my house blew up and how I learned shame by entering the girls locker by mistake, getting undressed, then turning around to find the whole girls field hockey team staring at me.</p>