<p>so theres this one girl in my school who i really like
but im a typical asian skinny and short so i dont have the guts to talk to her..
i go to her locker and try to follow her, but cant bring up the courage to talk to her!
btw, shes african american and really obese, but to be honest, more cushion for teh pushin!
any suggestions?
should i try to get her #?
should i just get a new girl?
thanks!</p>
<p>Lol… I love when ■■■■■ threads lead to counter ■■■■■ threads and counter-counter ■■■■■ threads. </p>
<p>I think the important thing is to be pro-active, like colleges, girls like to be shown interest. And nothing shows interest like a whiff from your favorite chloroform bottle to a magical Neverland only you know about.</p>
<p>Whip out Odin and his pair of ravens. That should get her interested;)</p>
<p>dont follow her to her locker everyday she might think thats a bit freaky</p>
<p>i second the chloroform proposal</p>
<p>Just talk to her. She has to accept you as a credible human being before romance can bloom.</p>
<p>And the idiots with the chloroform missed the fact that she is physically larger than you. You couldn’t wisk her anywhere without her conscious coopertion. Be nice. You might get it.</p>
<p>If she’s that much bigger, you substitute a beach towel for the cloth. Everyone knows that.</p>
<p>YES TO COUNTER-COUNTER ■■■■■ THREADS.</p>
<p>I APPROVES THIS MESSAGE. MUST SPREAD. </p>
<p>Sorry, I’m on a bit of a high today. Friend fed me too much candy.</p>
<p>lol this thread rocks</p>
<p>give her a bucket of delicious kfc</p>
<p>But if she’s vegan she might be offended.</p>
<p>So when she closes her locker she sees this skinny asian holding up a bucket of KFC to her face and just staring. Don’t even smile.</p>
<p>fine, watermelon, which shows that you are sensitive to her dietary lifestyle and much less intimidating than colonel sanders</p>
<p>Watermelon is ethnically insensitive. Better to use popcorn.</p>
<p>Wait! Maybe she has Native American ancestry too.</p>
<p>You really can’t make a move without a full and complete family tree and blood tests to determine dietary preferences.</p>
<p>My God! How do people ever manage to reproduce?</p>
<p>i would totally date a guy that got me a free watermelon… those things taste good, plus they satisfy both thirst + hunger at the same time</p>
<p>Wes, have I not given you enough lessons yet?</p>
<p>haha I love how the original poster hasn’t said anything yet</p>