<p>i've heard lots of stereotypes about schools,</p>
<p>like that brooks is a party school, exeter is the nerdy school, berkshire is the "nyc teens" school, groton is the cliquey one, and st. george's is the "east coast laguna beach" school.</p>
<p>anyone know any of these, have opinions/different thoughts on these schools or others?</p>
<p>I thought this was pretty funny</p>
<p>Quote:
HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT:</p>
<p>-ST. PAUL'S: Three - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a bong.</p>
<p>-ANDOVER: One - He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.</p>
<p>-EXETER: Twenty - a committee composed of students from every possible ethnic group to screw it in unison.</p>
<p>-GROTON: None - Their butlers do it for them.</p>
<p>-HOTCHKISS: Three - one to screw in the lightbulb and two more to screw him "Hotchkiss Style."</p>
<p>-LOOMIS: Two - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.</p>
<p>-PROCTOR: Three-one to stare at the light bulb in a confused manor, one to run and get his learning skills teacher, and the teacher to call maintnence.</p>
<p>-CHOATE: Seven - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.</p>
<p>-DEERFIELD: Four - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect J. Crew outfit for the occasion.</p>
<p>-TAFT: Six - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends to help him with his geometry homework.</p>
<p>-MILTON: Two - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill himself when he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.</p>
<p>-GOVERNOR DUMMER: Twelve - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one, six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields and feed the oxen while the others are occupied.</p>
<p>-NOBLES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.</p>
<p>-LAWRENCEVILLE: They're still working on it.</p>
<p>-SALSBURY: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so they can party all night long.</p>
<p>-WORCESTOR ACADEMY: None -Wooster looks better in the dark.</p>
<p>-MIDDLESEX: 216 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, fifteen to start rumors about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an unsupervised party off-campus.</p>
<p>-ST. GEORGE'S: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at Middlesex</p>
<p>-ST. MARK'S: Seven - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill it is.</p>
<p>-ST. SEBASTIAN'S: Ten - a female teacher to change it,eight students to look up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their sin the next Sunday.</p>
<p>-WILLISTON: Seven - One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on manure.</p>
<p>-GUNNERY: None - Lava lamps don't burn out man! </p>
<p>***anybody have more info on milton?</p>
<p>^I go to emma and about 3/4 of the rooms don't have lights, so you have to supply your own lamp. Funny thing, I did have one of few rooms with a light in last year.. But when it came to change the lightbulb, I pretty much destroyed the light fixture, so they had to buy me a new one! (the lightbulb just wasn't unscrewing... so it kind of just cracked and got stuck). </p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>hahahah roses and clovers-
i think i saw that on a facebook group! =]</p>