<p>Okay, my school needs an enema, trust me. We have two principals who really need to loosen the collar and tie and maybe need a margarita thrust into their hand. They need a good prank this year on the school.</p>
<p>Lucky us, we seniors get out of school round 1 1/2 weeks before the rest of the students. We will already be graduated so they can't take away our diplomas or keep us from the ceremony. It's a perfect time to cause some mischief. </p>
<p>So far, I'm thinking some small stuff before then. Let the staff know we mean to have some fun this semester. I'm thinking free doughnuts in the staff lounge, but a little "powder sugar" on top . . . in the form of alum powder. It's what is used to pickle pickles. It has a real pucker taste and makes your mouth dry up if you have a lot. They bite into a alum-covered, chocolate-topped doughnut, they'll get a surprise. </p>
<p>Then, I'm thinking a few of us should go to Lover's Lane and get some "items", put them in boxes, and send each of the worst staff members a little something-something. Any ideas from those who have been inside a Lover's Lane, PM me please. I need ideas for what is the worst to get.</p>
<p>Furthermore, the end of the year, big prank. Once we're out of school, we need to do something big. Something that isn't dangerous, but would also be really funny and would make the staff annoyed. </p>
<p>So far, I'm thinking attack on staff cars (any ideas on how to attack the cars would be appreciated). Nothing dangerous or too crazy please. </p>
<p>Or, we're thinking of getting chains and padlocking all of the doors one night so that the next morning, the only door that is open is the janitor one in back. And each padlock would be superglued so that they can't try to pick the lock. The hope is that we'd get the students a free day off before finals.</p>
<p>I have taken to being funny and putting up weird signs in the hallway that are signed "The Joker" because I am a fan of the original Batman with Jack Nicholson. The first one said "Why are you worried about the avian flu/ You should be worried about You-No-Poo/ It's the constipation sensation/ That's sweeping the nation", which is straight outta Harry Potter 6 with the exception of the avian flu part. The poster also had a picture of a boy squatting with a little tiny turd beneath him with a quote asking, "Where's the poo?"
I also stuck another sign up with a picture of the cartoon Joker and it said "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" I will be putting up several more as soon as I make several copies. There will be one that says "This school needs an enema!" with another Joker pic. Another will have the lyrics from Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It Real Good" with some kind of suggestive picture. I'm basically looking to stick a bunch of weird anecdotes on the walls just to get people staring and wondering who is doing it. Anybody who can think of something really stupid that would be the funniest thing to see as a poster at school, send comments. </p>
<p>Any other "big event" ideas would be helpful. It is impossible to break in unless we hid within the school during the day and stayed the night.</p>