<p>"Beauty fades, dumb is forever." --Judge Judy.</p>
<p>Cover the face attack the base.</p>
<p>"I ate a grape and I jizz in my pants"</p>
<p>DP</p>
<p>"Baseball is wrong - men with four balls cannot walk"</p>
<p>Aww, I wish my school let us do quotes...but we have around 700 people in my class.</p>
<p>If I could do one I'd do:
"When you die there will be two numbers on your tombstone, but the only thing that will matter is the dash in between them." ~Anonymous</p>
<p>^ Damn, clever. >_<</p>
<p>Come on over here boy, have a cigar, you're gonna go far
You're gonna fly high, you're never gonna die
You're gonna make it if you try they're gonna love you</p>
<p>“Sleep tight, ya morons!” - Holden Caulfield</p>
<p>Planned: ‘All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.’</p>
<p>“My mom should have swallowed me.”</p>