<p>ITT please share your best/worst stories of either being sexiled or sexiling someone else. </p>
<p>I once came home at 1 in the morning to find a note on my door saying "please don't come in!" and the sounds of my roommate getting it on. With her TA.</p>
<p>lol, this is going to be one funny thread</p>
<p>Can you define sexiled?</p>
<p>I haven’t had any experiences out of the ordinary, but my friend was once sexiled for two days. Wrap your head around that one.</p>
<p>One time my roommate was doing the deed while I was sleeping with my ipod in. I woke up, heard, put my ipod back in and went back to bed.</p>
<p>Another time my best friend came to visit and we were going to go to bed after returning back very late. Roomie was doing it and we were awake so I tried to let her know by coughing, turning my lamp on, etc. Best friend told me to stop because he wanted to hear, she told the guy to stop because she didn’t want us to hear. Well he got to hear, and the guy wasn’t stopping.</p>
<p>So I guess I was never actually “sexiled” but still, awkward nonetheless.</p>
<p>sexile: To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one’s significant other/sex partner. </p>
<p>two days is ridiculous! i can’t even imagine, jfc. </p>
<p>and i think your roommate having sex while you’re in the room is wayyyyy more awkward than being sexiled, for sure.</p>
<p>two days, that’s pretty impressive, most guys tire out after two hours (usually less). </p>
<p>I don’t have a roommate so I’ve never been sexiled.</p>
<p>There is no way I could have sex with other people in the room. I’ve never been sexiled but I’ve sexiled my roommates a bunch of times. Gotten walked in on a couple times. Heard the keys in the lock, but my yells couldn’t be heard through my door. Thank god I remembered to chain the door.</p>
<p>I’ve never been sexiled. But my favorite sexiling-someone-else stories usually involve my boyfriend’s roommate saying “I was going to come back last night but I could hear you guys through the door so I slept somewhere else.” Hah.</p>
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<p>Please tell me you’re kidding…</p>
<p>Zacker, HAHAHA. I have a feeling most people stick to the 3 key ones, and rotate through them (and their variations).</p>
<p>3rd key one being cowgirl I assume?</p>
<p>When I lived in the dorms we had an agreement with another room that we could crash on eachothers futon if one of our roommates was getting lucky. That got used pretty often. We used the rubber band on the door signal.</p>
<p>Are marker-on-the-door signals (eg rubber band, symbol on whiteboard, etc) universally known throughout that hall? or is it specific with each pair of roomates (and possibly another room if they share it)</p>
<p>My roommates have always sent me a text or something, never had a marker on the door.</p>
<p>the sign of sex is probably decided between roommates, but idk as i’ve never live in a traditional dorm.</p>
<p>ours usually was</p>
<p>“S.HIT STEPHEN DON’T COME IN!”
yelled through the door as he started to unlock it.</p>
<p>2 days, hahah, I would have kicked the *<strong><em>ing door down and beat that *</em></strong>*es ass.</p>
<p>Nah. If you hate being sexiled then just put webcams around the entire room.</p>
<p>Forever, sorry, but you wouldn’t have time… Remember, you’re an engineering major… :)</p>
<p>The girls that my roommate had sex last year made some interesting noises. One of them liked to pretend my roommate was her dad, one liked to whimper like a cat, and another one sounded like a pornstar when he did interesting things with his tongue.</p>