Share pick up lines

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>This is the thread for sharing humorous, witty, or useless pick up lines. I'll start with a line appropriate for the CC community. The person below has to post whether he or she thinks the pick up line posted above would work on them. Then he or she has to post a line.</p>

<p>I wish I could be your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.</p>

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<p>To be honest, any pick up line would work on me. ANY.</p>

<p>I’ve been watching you from afar… from the bushes… <em>drool</em> Wanna go out with me?</p>

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<p>“You’re pretty and I want to have sex with you.”</p>

<p>I’m very direct.</p>