<p>I have a morning ritual that I need to share, I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.</p>
<p>hahahah, I really have a hard time believing that you do that. BUT if you do that is one awesome morning routine.</p>
<p>LOL.
unfortunately, my morning routine is pretty normal so...</p>
<p>If this is true, you might have OCD</p>
<p>Bump for high quality thread.</p>
<p>Who let sauronvoldemort get a new account</p>
<p>I wave goodbye when I talk on the phone...</p>
<p>When I use on the computer, I need two chairs. I sit on one chair. With my foot, I spin the other chair constantly for prolonged periods of time.</p>
<p>Haha. That's awesome, Chaostheory.</p>
<p>I stroke the ends of my pillow. I, also, can't stand incorrect grammar.</p>
<p>Hmmmm, the day before a test or something else that is important, I won't get my hair cut or my nails clipped. It's just bad luck for me. I've been doing this since hs.</p>
<p>I have to do everything independently, even if they technically aren't.</p>
<p>For example, if someone tells me to stand somewhere else, I make up excuses in my head about why I was going there anyways.</p>
<p>mallomar, did sauronvoldemort get banned?? That guy was amusing.</p>
<p>1) I assign a number to each type of object automatically.
2) I can "feel" things by looking at them.
3) I can predict, with accuracy, the outcome of a major event.
4) I can see "straight through" people and their intentions. I know what they are thinking. I cannot be easily fooled. :cool:
5) Let us say there is an object with sharp corners - a table, for example. In my mind, I extend a line from the corner of the table, almost like a laser. I do this for all sharp corners. Then, I walk such that I do not touch any of the "lasers" that I extend from the corner. :D
6) I will often finish a person's sentence. </p>
<p>I'm so weird. :rolleyes:</p>
<p>I cannot stand cutlery that has been bent or warped in any way. If eating away from home and the fork for example does not have all the prongs in a perfect line, I will personally realign them (subtlely) before using that fork to eat. I believe the quality of the cutlery in a restaurant is a strong indicator of the quality of the establishment as a whole. The shape and weight of the cutlery are also important considerations. Needless to say, the cutlery in my home is of high quality and in excellent condition.</p>
<p>I am not rich or snobby, and I'm not nitpicky at all about any other aspect of the aesthetics of my surrounding environment. Decent cutlery is just something I need to feel civilized. I would sooner use my hands to eat than a twisted fork.</p>
<p>I have to wash my back twice in the shower, and if the soap bar drops on the ground I have to repeat the whole process. :)</p>
<p>I used to have to put my left sock on first, all the time.</p>
<p>When I put the duvet cover over my bed, both sides have to reach to the same level (can't be lopsided).</p>
<p>I sleep with my glasses on. (It's leftovers from a readiness thing.)</p>
<p>Don't you worry you could crush your glasses if you rolled over?</p>
<p>Whenever I sleep, I throw all the covers off the bed. And if I'm sleeping over with a friend, she has to create a pillow barrier so I don't kick her. So I would worry about getting glass shattered in my face. :)</p>
<p>Lablondie, that's so funny. :) Do you really?</p>
<p>If you've ever gone to sleep (such that it is) with a loaded automatic rifle, crushing your glasses is not so much of a worry. The thing is that my wife...she's okay with the glasses but has this hang-up about loaded weapons in bed. Go figure! Alas, that's a quirk for her to share, right?</p>
<p>You've slept with a rifle?</p>