<p>but I would not be overly concerned as a penn student.</p>
<p>Yeah, because Penn students have a magic force field around them that makes them bulletproof. West Philadelphians lack this force field and the bullets are actually attracted to their vital organs, which is why so many of them turn up dead in the newspaper.</p>
<p>Or maybe not, in which case maybe you should stay away from 38th & Chestnut late at night on nights when the Bongo club is having an “event”. Apparently the police knew it would be an “event” and there were 10 cops pre-posted. If you see 10 cops and a bunch of cop cars around a building, maybe this should be a hint that you should go elsewhere - the food at Chilis is really not that good anyway - this is what being aware of your surroundings means.</p>