Short, humorous(maybe?), and risky CommonApp Essay ... is it worth submitting?

College Essays
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<p>I really need some feedback. I'm getting nowhere on my essays and I was thinking of submitting this essay that I wrote when I was just messing around. I'll PM it to anyone that wants to read, but please no 2014'ers or anything like that, I'm really paranoid about this admissions process. </p>

<p>If you think it might be submission-worthy (as either a main essay or supplement) feel free to make suggestions/corrections.</p>

<p>Also, if it completely sucks/is not funny/is offensive please please please tell me so I can scrap it once and for all and move on with my life. Thanks!</p>

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<p>umm … bump?</p>

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<p>PM me… I’ll read it =D</p>

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<p>id like to read it. PM me</p>

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<p>send it over, I did a short/risky essay when I applied a few years ago, so it can be done.</p>

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<p>I’ll definately read it for you!</p>

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<p>PM it over!</p>

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<p>i’ll critique it</p>