<p>Lol, the baseball analogy is hilarious especially with the right people.</p>
<p>Me and my friends have spent entire off-hours talking about our so-called “games”, with each “team” being a different girl. Our analogies went pretty deep and it was a blast since nobody around us knew what we were laughing about or why we were. Guess what getting tagged out at home means, for example.</p>
<p>We wait three days to call a woman, because Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I DIED yesterday!” and they’d be all, “Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…” and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude’d be like “Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro…” And he’s not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it’s SUNDAY, so everyone’s in church already, and they’re all in there like “Oh no, Jesus is DEAD”, and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin’ up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s when he invented the high five. That’s why we wait three days to call a woman, because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait… True story</p>
<p>LOL</p>
<p>10 char</p>
<p>^^ Wow. That’s brilliant.</p>
<p>^^^You are my new favorite</p>
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<p>…huh. I’ve heard of it, but for girls. </p>
<p>Either way, people are very concerned with being hard to get, huh? Dating rituals seem so funny when looked at from a cool headed POV :P</p>
<p>Haha, seoulsk.</p>