<p>I don't think I could get into Columbia on my own, so I'm gonna try to forge everything. Is this a good idea? Is there anyway they could check this? Actually, nevermind, don't tell me. I'm going to do it anyway. If you were me you would understand.</p>
<p>ha...ha?
and anyway, this joke is so two days ago.</p>
<p>do it. honesty only gets you a deferral or a rejection. u think people actually do stuff extracurricularly?</p>
<p>roflwaffles! :D</p>
<p>Do it, but when you're at Columbia realize that every step you take and every discussion you're involved in is an act of thievery. You will steal someone's spot, undoubtedly.</p>
<p>If you're not good enough, you're not good enough. I hope you drown in shame when you write your name on your application when it's not really you applying. The best part about this application is that you think that people on the admissions committee, who often have decades of experience, will be fooled by someone who forged their application about a week before the due date...that, at least to me, says your foolishness will probably shine through your application.</p>
<p>O, and by the way -- there's a good chance they'll communicate with your college counselor if they think you're a good candidate...and then your stupidity will get you rightfully barred from every college in the country.</p>
<p>But good luck! Best wishes!</p>
<p>Faking a counselor rec has potential imo. All you need is a phone number, a voice and the address of an obscure school/home school (maybe?)</p>
<p>tell them you've already found the cure for cancer, but you won't release it to the public unless they admit you</p>
<p>philo, he's being sarcastic</p>
<p>hahaha 10char?</p>
<p>I think this is a joke thread in response to the one polisci posted :P</p>