<p>If this were twitter and we could hashtag, this would fall under #richwhitekidproblems. This is just not that big of a deal for people who can actually look outside upper middle class suburbia. The big “college issues” in this country have very little to do with the plight of the poor Short Hills kid who thought the brochure from Princeton meant he was a shoo-in, and now all the neighbors look down on him because he “only” got into Tufts.</p>