<p>ok mootie- I'll tone 'em down a bit. Since he's a math kinda guy (right?), how about <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/alcohol/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.15850970/pNo_15850970/id_5327294/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_%5B/url%5D">http://www.cafepress.com/buy/alcohol/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.15850970/pNo_15850970/id_5327294/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_</a>
or <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/there%20are%203/-/cfpt2_/x_33/cfpt_368:%5B/url%5D">http://www.cafepress.com/buy/there%20are%203/-/cfpt2_/x_33/cfpt_368:</a></p>
<p>Sluggbug - Perhaps the Dorm Smells (previous thread) are there to provide us with the skills to deal with future smelloramadrama? :)</p>
<p>Oh, it's bumper sticker shopping time!</p>
<p>My personal favourite:
<a href="http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC072A.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC072A.html</a></p>
<p>For the right-wingers:
<a href="http://bumperstickers.cafeshopper.com/details.php?item=rightthings.48242266%5B/url%5D">http://bumperstickers.cafeshopper.com/details.php?item=rightthings.48242266</a></p>
<p>The "You don't want to know" category:
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/alcohol/-/pv_design_prod/p_wackywade.61988162/pNo_61988162/id_13022231/fpt________________P/opt_/c_0/pg_%5B/url%5D">http://www.cafepress.com/buy/alcohol/-/pv_design_prod/p_wackywade.61988162/pNo_61988162/id_13022231/fpt________________P/opt_/c_0/pg_</a></p>
<p>The slightly hippy:
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper%20stickers/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.27581716/pNo_27581716/id_8166871/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_%5B/url%5D">http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper%20stickers/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.27581716/pNo_27581716/id_8166871/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_</a></p>
<p>Oh, we all feel this way!
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper%20stickers/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.29516308/pNo_29516308/id_8439374/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_%5B/url%5D">http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper%20stickers/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.29516308/pNo_29516308/id_8439374/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_</a></p>
<p>Appropriate for the VW!
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper%20stickers/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.27570364/pNo_27570364/id_8164919/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_%5B/url%5D">http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper%20stickers/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.27570364/pNo_27570364/id_8164919/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_</a></p>
<p>Even more hippy, VW-van appropriate! :)
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper+stickers/-/pv_design_details/pg_3/id_7984468/opt_/fpt________________P/c_0/%5B/url%5D">http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper+stickers/-/pv_design_details/pg_3/id_7984468/opt_/fpt________________P/c_0/</a></p>
<p>Have we already seen this one?
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper+stickers/-/pv_design_details/pg_3/id_6260809/opt_/fpt________________P/c_0/%5B/url%5D">http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper+stickers/-/pv_design_details/pg_3/id_6260809/opt_/fpt________________P/c_0/</a></p>
<p>While scrolling through for bumper stickers, I found this quote:
[quote]
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a door mat or a prostitute. ~Rebecca West, "Mr Chesterton in Hysterics: A Study in Prejudice," The Clarion, 14 Nov 1913, reprinted in The Young Rebecca, 1982
[/quote]
</p>
<p>Oh aries and jym, I'm going to have you folks do my bumpersticker-shopping all the time! These are great... too bad there'll be no time before the impending Sat. "launch" to order/receive/slap-on. And besides, it must be his decorating.</p>
<p>The thing does have a 2001 Burning Man sticker in the window, so at least that's something. (Details on current status in the "La Dee Dah..." last-minute-packing thread, for those who just can't stand not to share the pain.)</p>
<p>(EDIT: Oh dear. I hope it's not prophetic that this is post #3*666* in this thread....)</p>
<p>I feel very pampered knowing that, as a SA denizen, I have my very own Personal Shoppers: Sub-specialty in Bumper Stickers. jym and aries are on the case. aries - your fave is my fave.</p>
<p>jmmom-
do you have any requests? What kind of vehicle are we shopping for? And the driver? Age?Interests? Hobbies? Sense of humor?</p>
<p>I need something to replace the CEHS (high school) Music Booster bumper sticker which I strategically placed to hide the gash created when my car mysteriously backed itself into a concrete barrier in a parking lot. While I'm still all for the high school music program, I think something fresh is in order.</p>
<p>A couple of decades ago I did sport an "I'd Rather Be Dancing" sticker. I am, as is the case with pretty much all SA denizens other than aries, "of a certain age." Sense of humor? Yes. Interests and hobbies? Is there life beyond College Admissions?</p>
<p>Two bumper stickers might be good, as I do believe a second gash appeared recently on my bumper. Another mystery, of course.</p>
<p>jmmom
How about
<a href="http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC491A.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC491A.html</a></p>
<p>or.. <a href="http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC095A.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC095A.html</a></p>
<p>wait-- I've found it <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.60391994/pNo_60391994/id_12811492/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_%5B/url%5D">http://www.cafepress.com/buy/bumper/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.60391994/pNo_60391994/id_12811492/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_</a></p>
<p>How many should I order? One for everyone in SA???</p>
<p>OK. This deserves its own thread on the main parents forum. I bet some of those people out there could invent a good bumper sticker themselves.</p>
<p>Jmmom - it's also my motto. </p>
<p>Here's a few bumper stickers:
<a href="http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC054A.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC054A.html</a>
<a href="http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC075A.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC075A.html</a>
<a href="http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/feminist/ificantdance.htm%5B/url%5D">http://www.afterthoughtstickers.com/feminist/ificantdance.htm</a>
<a href="http://www.bumperart.com/ProductDetails.aspx?SKU=2004012286&productID=1606%5B/url%5D">http://www.bumperart.com/ProductDetails.aspx?SKU=2004012286&productID=1606</a></p>
<p>Story of my life:
<a href="http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC502A.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC502A.html</a></p>
<p>Hee hee
<a href="http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC229A.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC229A.html</a></p>
<p>For all those in SA:
<a href="http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC219A.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC219A.html</a></p>
<p>Couldn't resist:
<a href="http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC036A.html%5B/url%5D">http://www.bumpertalk.com/bumpertalk/BC036A.html</a></p>
<p>Would love to find this on a bumper sticker for the geeks:
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/buy/chemist/-/pv_design_prod/pg_1/p_storeid.49342481/pNo_49342481/id_9034744/opt_/fpt_/c_360/%5B/url%5D">http://www.cafepress.com/buy/chemist/-/pv_design_prod/pg_1/p_storeid.49342481/pNo_49342481/id_9034744/opt_/fpt_/c_360/</a></p>
<p>PS - don't ya hate those mysterious gashes? Well, I drive a modified tank (aka Volvo) which never gets gashes. For the Janet Evanovich fans out there, it's a lot like Big Blue. I've been rear-ended pretty badly, spun off the road in a snowstorm, and, most recently, had someone smack the front of it. Nary a scratch to be found.</p>
<p>jmmom-
Another bumper sticker that would be appropriate for your bumper boo-boos is "Help- I'm late for drivers ed class", but I can't find a photo of it on the web</p>
<p>My bumper runneth over.
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I agree with Alu. This topic deserves its own thread. You two should carry your talents over to a separate thread and start charging for your services (excepting, of course, us SA regulars).</p>
<p>Thanks for the suggestion, but I kinda like it here in SA. I have found my people. However, take a look at the thread about "quotes for a middle school math class wall", also here in the parents cafe forum. Many overlappig quotes. Funny how themes for bumper stickers for college kids and parents' cars can overlap with MS math class quotes. Maybe we don't change all that much as we age....</p>
<p>Maybe for many people math class in middle school is like driving on a freeway. Some people are poking along, some people are following the rules, some people are zooming along safely, others are darting in and out distracting others, and the sorry few are upside down on the side of the road.</p>
<p>Tonight's box scores...</p>
<p>Daughters dropped off - 1
Adults present (including daughter) - 3
Tears shed - 0 (all parties)
Dollars spent at Target (after she said she had everything) - 138
kids missed around the house - 1
emails/phone calls/IMs recieved - 0
same as above sent/made - 0
days gone so far - 3</p>
<p>Reading m&sdad's box scores - priceless</p>