<p>LOL, again – I was just reading back to see when my last post was. I should have read the no-YouTubes announcement before today. :D</p>
<p>Slugg!! LOL with tears, so needed your brilliant storytelling this week. I agree we all needed to be Nevada with you this week, and you definitely have to start videotaping these trips!</p>
<p>You really made me smile :D</p>
<p>It’s Slider Sunday in the alley! Plain or with cheese, nice and hot from the kitchen of Our Lady Fortress of the Reformation. All-you-can-eat salt & pepper home fries on the side. :p</p>
<p>I always thought they were called sliders not because of how they went down but because of… well, you know.</p>
<p>telling D and M about this thread, well not all about it! this led us to a discussion about sliders and now D is taking mom and grammy out for burgers. Someplace called Five Brothers that she claims is the BEST!! Will let you know.</p>
<p>Uh oh, ivoryk…Sister Marypat Emanuel from the Good Times Will Kill You convent is heading over here with a rolled up newspaper.</p>
<p>4Giggles - I’ll bet it’s Five Guys Burgers you’re talking about. It IS the best, especially the fries! They’re sinful.</p>
<p>Slugg, I don’t visit the Alley much but I sure have missed your posts. Stick around, ok?</p>
<p>Well, I guess I’m clueless. I thought sliders were oysters on the half shell.</p>
<p>That reminds me…For tonight’s Happy Hour, there’s a big tray of tequila oyster shooters up on the bar. Patsmom, I’ll be tending bar until my birthday next month. 
We’ll be watching the Olympics and Big Brother on the bar TV until they’re both over.</p>
<p>Yes, do we have corners here in the Alley? Because I think Sister Mary Pat will make ivoryk go stand in one. I hope all of us giggling can avoid a similar fate by pretending we don’t think ivoryk made a funny. :D</p>
<p>Sister Marypat is back at the Good Times Will Kill You convent, and all is well! She’ll return later for the women’s beach volleyball games out in back of the alley. Helluvvan arm on that woman.</p>
<p>It’s Buy-1-Get-1-Free day in the alley. Later, I’ll be serving Tiger Draft beer during Happy Hour and and a platter of steamed Chinese dumplings. The Olympic marmot swim team brought them back from Beijing. :)</p>
<p>I’d been wondering where the marmots were. But we haven’t needed them around here much lately (except for jymson’s bad car karma), so find and dandy that they headed over to Beijing.</p>
<p>But :(, someone forgot to designate one of them for Alicia Scaramone. Too late now, I guess.</p>
<p>Remember Sister Mary Elephant?</p>
<p>Class… Class… CLASS…!!</p>
<p>Not remembering Sister Mary Elephant, but I do remember Hannukah Harry. Does that count?</p>
<p>Ahhh, the marmots. Please bring them back, jmmom. DS #1 is out of the country, and left his car out in the driveway of his apartment. Anyone remember where he now lives?? West coast of FL. Please get the marmots to continue to push that !@@#$%%^^&^ storm east (with advanced apologies to those of you in central or eastern FL). And tell the marmots not to let that !#$$%%^ storm dogleg back to the west after it does whatever it is going to do. We leave to drive DS#2 to NOLA at the end of the week. </p>
<p>Sluggie-- please pour me a double of those two-fers. Does that make it a 4 for 2, 2 squared, or what??</p>
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<p>LOL, SBmom! I would post a YouTube of this, but a meatball from the sky might drop on me. ;)</p>
<p>Jym, for you, it’s on the house tonight, plus the marmots will give you a foot rub.</p>
<p>Slug- my good woman,</p>
<p>Freebies and a foot rub? You are my new best friend! Can I have top shelf tonight? Please start pouring one of your specialty drinks–maybe some new fangled fancy concoction you learned from those <em>highbrow</em> relatives of yours in Nevada? No worm in the tequila though, please.</p>
<p>patsmom-you are right it was Five Guys! and the fries were really really good, nice and greasy!</p>
<p>Oh, I like tequila too, especially in a margarita, hold the salt please.</p>
<p>Well, I never! The Man Cave says that we serve froo-froo drinks in the alley? Well, sometimes…but, only when somebody has a hot flash. Sinner’s Alley taken over by women folk? I think not. Somebody go get our founder and fearless leader, dodds, out of the basement. He’s been down there for a while, come to think of it…</p>
<p>We’re more like Swingtown with twice the schmaltz and none of the hanky-panky. Hooters are so d</p>
<p>It’s Tiger beer Tuesday! I want to thank Bunny, our guest hostess today, for taking time out from her busy schedule as the uzi poster girl in the Las Vegas airport. Later on, we’ll be serving corn dogs and 5-alarm buffalo wings during Happy Hour. And, it’s nothing but wrestling, boxing, and basketball all day on the jumbotron in the Alley! If the mood strikes, feel free to pop the hood on Mootie’s VW. It’s Mam…No, MANLY MEN WEEK in the Alley! :D</p>