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( I don't know if I would advocate implants- but I had breast reduction surgery about 7 years ago and it is wonderful I should have done it 30 years ago- my clothes fit better- and I don't have to wear those Aunt Bea looking bras- my D2 luckily appears not to have gotten the Brunhilde genes)</p>
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LOL!! I resemble that remark, and SO want one of those t-shirts!</p>
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Hahahahahah! Yes, that would be me. :D</p>
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...I don't have to wear those Aunt Bea looking bras. --emk4
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LOL, funny how they never showed Aunt Bea doing the laundry. Didn't want to shock the viewing audience by showing Aunt Bea's giant bra and big, granny underpants canoodling on the clothesline with Andy's jockey shorts! :D</p>
<p>Jmmom, hope your boy is feeling better, soon. Cool mist vaporizer...check. Big bad of Cold Eze cherry-flavored, throat lozenges...check. Flannel blankie...check. Nice, hot chicken soup waiting for him when he gets home this weekend...check. ;)</p>
<p>....wandered into the SA, looked at the conversation, and wandered back out....</p>
<p>Just finished Christmas shopping. Chocolate martini, pleeeeze!! :) Next year, I learn to knit, and everybody gets one of those hats with the ear flaps.</p>
<p>Sluggbugg, your competence at Christmas shopping is the only thing about that I do not like. I have not even begun.</p>
<p>However, if you tell more funny stories about the holidays I shall forgive you.</p>
<p>She has to be competent! She sends gifts to third wives whose name she can't remember! Now that's what I call generous to a fault :p.</p>
<p>I had my husbands ex-wife to Thanksgiving and nobody even noticed!! <em>sniff</em></p>
<p>We noticed SBMom but we already decided we like you even though you are a saint:).</p>
<p>oh, yes, SBmom, we noticed and it was all would could do to refrain from asking for the seating chart. ;)</p>
<p>Having your H's ex to Thanksgiving automatically puts you into the Thanksgiving Hall of Fame, SB! Extra points for the funny Evildog story. :D</p>
<p>Dig, that is why we have a revolving door in this joint...to make your holiday shopping easier. ;)</p>
<p>Thanks for the validation. :) </p>
<p>The seating chart worked well; I sat by the wine.</p>
<p>I just want to thank all of you. I've become obsessed and can't stop checking my daughter's #1 choice school website for THE LETTER. I'm new here and you've made me laugh since lately I have spent way too long on cc reading everything I can. Oldest son is applying to law schools, youngest (D) is waiting for ED, and middle child (S) is adjusting still to college. And I'm going insane. So thanks for the laughs. I feel better.</p>
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<p>I know how you feel, but I'll contibute this and then exit stage left:</p>
<p>A woman I know went to the doctor because she was feeling a lump under her breast. The MD examined her and told her it was her shoe (ba,dump,bump).</p>
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Oh audiophile. Bad.... I guess the "man-bashing" got to you... We are going to make you listen to hours of Tony Orlando and Dawn's "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" and Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe through the Tulips" as punishment.</p>
<p>OK guys. Serious time. I have been looking at the Dartmouth and Columbia boards. It's ED day. Uggh. While I feel for all those families, in the abstract, want to know what I mostly feel? Relief. Relief that it's not us this year. </p>
<p>I can only tell that to virtual friends as real friends might find me heartless....</p>
<p>And I will still be so supportive to all those families going through because, because, WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN IN A COUPLE OF YEARS!</p>
<p>And I guess because the point of being human is to develop generosity as a capability.</p>
<p>So to all of you going through ED. Here's the cyberchampagne for those who made it, and the whatever-your-poison for those who didn't. Just remember, next fall no matter the outcome now, you will 95% probability be posting about how your freshman loves their school</p>
<p>Pour me a drink. 'Nuf said.</p>
<p>POUR you a drink? Heck, we're going to dip you in the punchbowl tonight, honey.</p>
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<p>Well, since beds are evidently not allowed in the Alley, I've been referred to the hot tub out back... where I intend to spend the next few days. </p>
<p>No more cooking for awhile cuz I've become a liability in the kitchen. Chicken Marbella became Chicken Charbella. We had to order take out.</p>
<p>So I'm just gonna relax in the hot tub and drink a lot and compose a serenity poem.....</p>
<p>God grant me the serenity to accept admissions decisions I cannot change..
the courage to______________
and the wisdom to ________________</p>
<p>I need some suggestions.......</p>