<p>today i got slapped by a girl. what should I do?</p>
<p>um… could you tell us more?</p>
<p>oh i stole her cell phone then i cussed at her then i broke up with her, then i keyed her car. why is she so angry? it was a harmless joke. oh yea, then i ate her cat too.</p>
<p>it was good. :] but im sad. she slapped me!</p>
<p>a cat is fine too</p>
<p>I’ve been slapped a few times. It can be a satisfying experience as long as they’re not trying to hurt you too much.</p>
<p>I would sue the **** outta her. From the sound of it, she totally deserves it</p>
<p>I don’t know that you should sue someone whose car you’ve just keyed.</p>
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I was being sarcastic:p</p>
<p>Learn to duck my friend, the ability has served me well!</p>
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<p>eh? are you a masochist or something?</p>
<p>Slap her back?</p>
<p>Stop being an ass.</p>
<p>She slapped me to. You should slap her back.</p>
<p>if i knew you i’d probably slap you too</p>
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<p>No, but the joke I made was definitely worth it. My friend asked if what she was wearing made her look fat. I told her it did.</p>
<p>^ so…has she forgiven you yet?</p>
<p>I get slapped, like, daily…I probably get pinched a lot too. And their actions are always justifiable and acceptable. Always. (although it isn’t usually a problem).</p>
<p>Probably because I make insensitive comments for fun sometimes when I get annoyed (for saying the same stuff like 4 times), they know it’s a joke but nevertheless…</p>
<p>Like today in math, I asked for a pencil from this chick that sits next to me, and she didn’t have one, I was like, “Wow, you don’t have any pencils…how irresponsible, please, go learn your lessons from Buddha” as a joke and uh, I got pinched.</p>
<p>LIFE IS UNFAIR</p>
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<p>Yeah, this was like 5 years ago. The funny thing is she probably weighs less than me, and I’m practically anorexic.</p>
<p>hm…i could really use a human slapping/punching bag. you should visit sometime =P</p>
<p>i can have all the potentially-suicidal/depressed/just-really-stressed-out people that i know also hit you so they won’t feel as stressed.</p>
<p>I’d love an excuse to go to Massachusetts. My only request - not in the nose or the crotch.</p>