<p>^ damn… crotch is the most fun place to hit though. don’t you guys talk ten octaves higher when struck there hard enough?</p>
<p>Most I know just curl up and wince really loudly.</p>
<p>If you know you did something to tease/annoy her, etc., and you know that she has justification for slapping you (as long as she wasn’t really trying to injure you), then you can often get satisfaction out of it. It can be a very interesting/rewarding/funny experience.</p>
<p>^ psh ya try explaining that to a guy when he gets upset that you slapped him and then subsequently retaliates by beating you up</p>
<p>Slap her in her gluteus maximus.</p>