Smarter?

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>Wait wait wait, white people are better* than black people, though? Or so I thought...</p>

<p>*at getting sun burns and skin cancer</p>

<p>Oh, and to the gals here, we men totally have the whole "peeing while standing up" thing nailed. I'd like to see (errr, no I wouldn't actually, but that's besides the point) YOU do that without the aid of some external apparatus. If that doesn't conclusively show the superiority of the male sex, I don't know what will!</p>

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Oh? I wasn't aware of this. Maybe I live in a vacuum. Lol @ the mental images. Anyways, I consider your prediction of what the thread "would inevitably evolve into" incredibly narrow-minded.</p>

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UMM. Then why did you make a post solely stating your opinion of the premise of the thread rather than your opinion of the topic or any argument? Lol, incongruity much?</p>

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Some of my friends squat in public restrooms. And if you define "better" as "more skilled at doing this while bending one's knees and standing over the toilet," then women are better at peeing standing up. QED.</p>

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<p>LOL at the direction this thread has turned. Pure entertainment.</p>

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<p>Pfft, standing up requires locked knees, and better is usually taken as being in accordance with this particular state when it is used as such (with reference to... something, lol). Oooh, but if cleanliness and hygiene aren't your goals, then the integrity of favorable peeing strategies can be taken into account, and hitting the urinal would actually make us inferior!</p>

<p>Lolol, some of your male friends squat? I didn't say that all females have to sit, lol, and I only mentioned male peeing patterns, but guys squatting to pee is silly, so I'm rather confused... ;s</p>

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<p>At my house, I am very careful, but at school, I pee all over the toilet seat, and I squat when I poop. dirty seats. hate public places.</p>

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<p>Naw, my male friends don't squat. I'm just assuming females are better at it for this reason.</p>

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Well, sorry, euphoria z, but I'm not interested in your opinion of me. And are you even being serious? Wowww, try looking at your own posts, thanks. You're one to talk. And anything I've posted that lacked maturity was either made entirely in jest or... yeah, they were pretty much only made in jest.
I seriously am surprised that you're taking this thread seriously in the first place because 1) terrible definitions of intelligence/smart-ness/whatever else we're trying to evaluate for girls and guys 2) terrible ways of evaluating said intelligence [i.e. umm IQ tests, SAT tests, and who knows what else] 3) nothing will be accomplished by the thread in the first place, so there isn't really a point in arguing about it - and other reasons, but you get my point. This is cannot be a serious thread anyway, and my post wasn't serious either.</p>

<p>edit - OOOOOHHHHH did you start this thread?!?!?!?!? Aaahahaahahaahaha. Well that explains a lot, I wasn't trying to offfffend you. Next time I'll be sure to mind my own business, keep my opinion to myself [especially on threads where the OP wants other peoples' opinions!], oh, and just lie down and die while I'm at it. I should have known that nobody can take a joke or interpret a "hahah" when they see one.</p>

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WUUUT???? You're not taking this seriously? You could have fooled me, I thought my own response was too not-serious for this uber serious discussion! D:</p>

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OH nevermind about the grammar then, there's clearly no hope for you! lol.</p>

<p>and LOL at everything doomster said, lololol. Wow.</p>

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<p>Here I go:</p>

<p>"And anything I've posted that lacked maturity was either made entirely in jest or... yeah, they were pretty much only made in jest."</p>

<p>I digress?</p>

<p>"Next time I'll be sure to mind my own business, keep my opinion to myself [especially on threads where the OP wants other peoples' opinions!]"</p>

<p>I'm not quite sure how many times I'll have to explain myself. I asked for people to take a stance on who's smarter, NOT why this is a dumb, pointless, etc. thread. And that's also exactly what lookbeyond did. Don't have anything to add on to the question posed that is relevant? Great, leave.</p>

<p>"Please learn some basic grammar before you ridicule me for my lack of maturity - and wait, wut???:"</p>

<p>Oh, the irony. And since when has grammar been an indicator of maturity on a music forum?</p>

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<p>Aaaha, yes, please dissect my post, even though you know what I mean. This is always fun. But wait, am I being too, umm... what was it.. pompous, STUPID?, unable to stop laughing? [yeah, especially since I only put "lololol" and the like to clue you in to the tone of my post - meaning - when I'm KIDDING! sorry I didn't want to be misunderstood! As I suppose you were in the first post insulting me, right? Totally kidding?]</p>

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I digress?

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So, was I digressing by addressing the topic of your original post? You said that I am immature in my other posts - wait let me actually QUOTE you so that you can't accuse me of being so stupid as to misquote you - you said:

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Sorry, INVENIAMVIAM, but I'm not interested in your response. In previous posts you've made, you've shown a clear lack of maturity on your part. In other words, gtfo.

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So. I wanted to address my lack of maturity and say that those posts were made "entirely in jest" - which they were, as made apparent [err, i thought it was apparent, but clearly it was not] by my "ahahahaha"s and/or "lololol"s. [[[[[[And this IS digressing: by the way, when I type "lol" I'm not actually laughing at myself, but am showing that I'm amused by the post on which I'm commenting, or that I think the previous post was funny, etc.]]]]]] So explaining any apparent immaturity in my posts was definitely not a digression from the topic at hand, so I fail to see what you're getting at. Maybe you're saying that I digressed with the "...yeah, they were pretty much only made in jest"? I was simply saying that I couldn't think of another reason that I would post something completely immature [and especially something immature by YOUR standards!].</p>

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I'm not quite sure how many times I'll have to explain myself. I asked for people to take a stance on who's smarter, NOT why this is a dumb, pointless, etc. thread. And that's also exactly what lookbeyond did. Don't have anything to add on to the question posed that is relevant? Great, leave.

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Hmm, is this relevant to the question posed in the thread? Not really, so maybe you should leave. Sorry that I didn't happen to read aaaall the other times you explained yourself, I just pulled up the thread, thought it was silly, and posted my opinion. So, SORRY for that.</p>

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Oh, the irony. And since when has grammar been an indicator of maturity on a music forum?

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Eh, I also fail to see what you mean by this "music forum"... umm. Yeah no clue. Especially since I have never, in my life, posted on a music forum. Anyway, I wasn't saying that grammar is an indicator of maturity - I was saying that before you ridicule me and tell me to fix MY problems [i.e. my apparent lack of maturity], you should fix your own [terrible grammar].</p>

<p>And yeah, definitely JOKING with all this. Wut.</p>

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<p>The smartest guy is smarter than the smartest girl.</p>

<p>The dumbest guy is dumber than the dumbest girl.</p>

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<p>Guys go to mars to get more candy bars.
Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider. </p>

<p>That pretty much sums it up, I think.</p>

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<p>Guys go to Mars and drive nice cars
girls go to Venus and suck big ***** (literally)</p>

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<p>^ Whoa </p>

<p>Never heard that one in elementary school haha.</p>

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<p>Lol it's so weird how schools around America all have similar jokes/stuff like that..idk how it gets around..I mean, it's not like elementary kids communicate online and stuff??</p>

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<p>All I have to say is this even if you are smarter than a girl, just act like she is smarter. If you don't you might end up like the 40 year old virgin. Seriously though girls have more common sense, but guys just think outside the box.</p>

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<p>boys go to jupiter to get more stupider
girls go to college to get more knowledge</p>

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<p>Oh god, lmfao @ the lulz.</p>

<p>My bad, euphoria, for my previous sentiment - this thread has turned pretty epic.</p>

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<p>"The smartest guy is smarter than the smartest girl.
The dumbest guy is dumber than the dumbest girl."</p>

<p>Shalashaska64, you are 100% correct</p>

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<p>Studies show that girls' brains are just as "smart" as boys', but girls are less confident, and that's what makes them "dumber." Can't say I disagree...</p>