<p>sllamas1: in my eyes, smokers are no better than crackheads. In fact, smokers are comparable to mass murderers, as the very act of emitting tobacco shortens the lifespan of everyone else in your range. Secondhand smoke has been correlated with lung, breast, and even brain cancer (tumors). Not to mention that it causes heart disease. Secondhand smoke is especially dangerous to pregnant women (their fetus) and children. Heck, secondhand smoke even increases the incidence of tooth decay. Just standing near a crackhead increases the incidence of mortality.</p>
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<p>Atable is right. These smokers never care about the 25 feet rules. </p>
<p>I was outside of Dwinelle yesterday, and children were around, you know, the innocent type. I had ten minutes to spare before class, so I thought I might as well teach this crackhead a lesson for spewing death all over the place (especially around innocent CHILDREN). </p>
<p>“Hey there. You mind smoking somewhere else? There are children around here.”</p>
<p>“Wha…? Whaddayou want?”</p>
<p>He turned his head, and his cold, sociopathic eyes met mines. I could see in his cold blue eyes nothing by hate. Hate for the children! Hate for the University! Hate for the squirrels resting on the tree above his head! </p>
<p>“Could you please smoke somewhere else? There are children here.”</p>
<p>He remained silent. His pale white face began to redden.</p>
<p>“Hey, are you listenin–”</p>
<p>“WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO?!!!” </p>
<p>He screamed at me, and began to cuss indiscriminately.</p>
<p>“Listen man, I’m sorry but–”</p>
<p>He leaped at me. He tried to deliver a quick punch at my head but I ducked in time, and retaliated with a roundhouse kick. His cigarette fell to the ground, and he was knocked out. I triumphantly stepped on the death machine, and stubbed the cigarette.</p>
<p>The children began to clap, and I walked to close feeling like a hero. </p>
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<p>@ucbalumnus: sorry for the confusion. I’ll refer to them as smokers from now on.</p>