<p>Seth and Amy's weekend update just lambasted ASU for not giving Obama a degree "because he hadn't done enough". I'm no Obamaniac, but they brought up everything that is hilarious about ASU. "Your acceptance rate is 95%, making you only slightly more selective than the Burger King Kid's Club". "You are ranked 17th...17th best party school. But in real rankings you got moved up to 121st...time to party!"</p>
<p>Jokes about America’s Safety University are so old now…but they never stop being funny. 
They’ve been telling them since the '60s, though, so it’s kinda funny to see everyone getting back into it now.</p>
<p>Edit: (By “they,” I mean people in general, not SNL.)</p>
<p>oddly enough i always hear that they have really good honors programs. truth?</p>
<p>The Daily Show called it “the Harvard of date rape”.</p>
<p>jax90291, I’ve always heard that they had a good honors program and I think they give out a lot of good National Merit scholarships to get kids to come to the honors program.</p>
<p>Yep- I remembering them offering me a full-ride or something close to it, but it wasn’t enough to make myself bake in Phoenix for four years.</p>