<p>Hahaha. My classes are all pretty much FULLY ridiculous at this point of year. We've kinda started reviewing for the AP test in Bio and my friend came up to me yesterday and was like "Hey...you know what I wish?" And I expected him to go on some rant about how he hates AP practicing and he hates our biology teacher or whatever, but instead he was like "I really wish that I were DNA helicase...because then I could unzip your genes[jeans]."</p>
<p>Hahaha. I know that's not that original. But it was funny. I love nerdy pick-up lines (a la 'I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves').</p>