I got a better idea. I’ll start and people feel free to add verses. Let’s have some fun!
The 1% Blues - by the college confidential community
[Verse 1]
Private college costs are way too high
Housing costs too, I just barely scrape by
And if illegals get deported, you know what they say?
My lawn will just turn from grass into hay
[Chorus]
I got more than most
Living in my shoes
Yet still I have
Those 1% blues.