<p>It is my birthday today… what should I do first?</p>
<li>Buy a Lottery Ticket</li>
<li>Go to the local “adult” store “the love shack”</li>
<li>Buy a pack of cigarettes(not a smoker)</li>
<li>go to a strip club</li>
<li>vote</li>
<li>join the military</li>
<li>go clubbin’</li>
<li>none of the above</li>
</ol>
<p>Yea I turned 17 last Sunday and found it really exciting that (a) I can now go to R rated movies and (B) will be able to choose from Ryan's list in a mere year!</p>
<p>Everything but joining the military. For many recruiters, you are just a number - a quota if you will. You'll most likely end up being commissioned as an MP or a truck driver. This is coming from my Economics teacher who was in the Army for the last 30 years. (He spent 5 years as an Army recruiter himself)</p>
<p>Happy Birthday!
On my 18th, I plan on buying a lottery ticket, registering to vote, getting something pierced and going clubbing. I might buy a pack of cigs but they're too expensive.</p>